Starlitomega
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Read this sick piece over a Skype call....there was much equally sick ROFLing
Everyone's reaction after this:
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That is all I can say.
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You, my friend, have made my night.
Can't. Breathe. Help.
Inb4Featured
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HA! I wish.
Honestly, I'd probably lose my own bowels if someone ever bothered to do a reading of it.
MUCH LESS being featured.
3226630 A man can always dream...
Bahahaha that was way too funny
Needs more description. While it's fanny ass-is, a bit more dumped into it about wings pooping in surprise and shit might really make this an explosive
shit.Puns aside, some more description of reactions would make this a better read. Not, you know, the brown flow or whatever but some more expression in the characters would be nice.
What you did, I see it there.
Reminds me of those old /co/ prompts.
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I'll do a reading of it!
This stallion has the right set of ideals
I tried reading it aloud....I almost died
So apparently this exists. I don't even.
Your call is very important to Knight of Cerebus. Please hold....
best ending
Hehe, chocolate waterfall...
*looks down and sees a bowl of oatmeal on computer desk*
Oh, crap! I'm eating! Bllleeeeggghhhh...
The mental image, maannn...
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I know right?
Pretty damn hot. Mmmm, must smell like a dirty horse stall. Bet it tastes like pre-digested skittles. Hey, you gonna finish that brown, thick and sticky oatmeal?
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Hmmm... I did use chocolate milk for my oatmeal...
So now it's brown... and thick... and sticky...
Oh, no.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Toilet humour. The humour of the gods.
It was extremely difficult to read this at work without bursting out in laughter. Also...
I see what you did there.
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This was a shitty story. I don't give a damn how many people have run that joke before me.
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You are, in fact, the first. So gold star to you.
Oddly enough, this story didn't get many eyes on it, so whatever jokes or puns you had ready are all likely safe.
...wat?
What an ending!
Ain't nothing worse than having the screaming
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Probably internal decapitation.
But that's just me, ya know.
How does one bone a jelly jar?
Meh, can't be worse than hearing about a guy who has sex with cars. That's a real thing.
This is golden. I don't like scats but this fic amuses me. Love all the shitty puns (heh). Short but sweet, random but funny.
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Oh, give me a little credit. No one gets kicked in the junk.
4798494 Eh, true, and there are no racially insensitive stereotypes played by a pony version of Rob Schneider.
Unlike the last time, when it was a flugelhorn.
Wow, way to stereotype there.
What, there's no apples in there?
Poor Snips and Snails, they take so much shit from everyone...
Always spell out "okay" in prose.
Should not have an apostrophe here.
"That place serves shit on a plate anyway, nopony'll ever notice."
Stray quote mark there.
"Darling, I'm generous, but I'm not THAT generous. I certainly don't want that sort of smell lingering in my boutique!"
"Hey, the bizarre crap monster was Twilight's fault, not mine!"
Besides, she didn't have anything to set it on fire with.
Missing the word 'me' there.
porta-potty
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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Ok ok ok ok...first toilet humor fic i've read on here and probs the BEST I'll read on here.
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Aww, thanks for the kinda words. I really wanted to make a story that had the whole element of a poop joke, but wasn't explicitly gross.
It's also quite a departure from my usual writing is usually just kissy lesbian horses. (but no clop.)
... Wow. SERIOUSLY! OMG...
4798961 AHAHAHAHHAHaHaHa You are Hilarious. Nice job on those comments.
Lol that was weird and amusing.
Congratulations, Starlitomega. You ruined chocolate. First the Germans, and now you!
Love your inclusion of "strangely obsessed" he's gotta be one on my favorite characters. (And not just because I have an unhealthy obsession with stonewall kitchen jam. LOL.)
Okay, this is my kind of story. Toilet humour is the norm in England, so this was so welcome to me, and I laugh each time I hear somebody refer to the toilet as a 'Shitter'. The best term I've heard was from a live show called Bottom where one of the main characters referred to it as 'Dump Station'.
Dear sir, you get a like and a favourite from me. This was such a great way to spend time!
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¡Perfecto!
Hope a review’s okay!