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ermagherd, another story.
also, i just prevented some douche to say 'FIRST'.... BUT WHERE'S MY MEDAL?!
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2986319 that made me laugh more than it should have
I... Lyra... assassin dude... wat?
I can't say that I understand what's going on but I like it and I look forward to seeing where you take it.
You have my attention.
(As per the norm
)
Just... I'll be following this.
2986296 You should've written something like "You have reached the end of the comment section"..
Sudden time jump = confusion, but I will wait for it to explain itself.
um... i... *sigh* i don't even know but i guess i will figure it out.
King of HiE strikes again.
Mmmmm, very interesting setting, curious to see where this goes. (And why the hell does Celestia employ a human "Cleaner" for her wetwork)
Upvoted and moved from "read later" to "favorite" list!
What the actual fuck is that guy's job?
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I know right? Been wondering that myself. Now I wonder who else visited him in the car.
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from everything given, he sounds like some kind of hitman.
i don't even know,man... where do you get these ideas from?
this is good though, as usual i guess
This intrigues me...
Continue.
So Celestia's hired herself an assassin. Wise choice picking a human. We're the most badass muthers' in this universe and their's. Not because we're squishy, lack claws and magic, but because we're devious, cunning, and way too clever at figuring out new ways to kill someone or something we don't like.
I seriously doubt Celestia's just using him to kill ponies that don't like the current political climate. The scalpel to me indicates something a bit more sinister. Something inside the ponies.
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Obviously some kind of assassin... you know the kind who "disappears" people (and now ponies) - no witnesses, no corpses; the target is alive one day, and just turns into a "missing person" while he or she decomposes in an unmarked grave somewhere.
Of course, as Martin Blank (from Grosse Pointe Blank) said: "If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.". A killer is rarely hired to kill the innocent - professional death is expensive, it is simply not cost-effective to do so.
2998317 Pinkie or Bon-bon.
Mother of God, this is good.
And that's what makes it so terrifying.
Bluetooth headsets didn't exist or something, hands-free? A phone on loudspeaker?