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When in doubt



"You don't know what you really want until you find it."

Queen Chrysalis is the Changeling leader, all-powerful and narcissistic.

Princess Celestia is Equestria's co-ruler, magnificent and kind to her subjects.

When a misunderstanding results in two of the most powerful minds in the world becoming stuck together, how will they cope?

Cover art by the incomparable Conicer

Note- My definition of comedy is much darker than others', so read at your own risk.

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 52 )

Fasten your seatbelts, folks. This is going to be one bumpy ride.

Is... Is this going to be a Princess Molly story? The real Princess's alternate personalities. Her muted mane colors. Her *ahem* embrace. All signs that point to this being a chronicle of *that* princess.

I swear that if Luna is a video game savant in this story I'm gonna freak. (In a good way, just so you know.):raritywink:

Anyways, I look forward to seeing more of this story! You've got a fave from me. :pinkiehappy:

This story is going to be like the Death Star...
A BIG BALL O' FUN!!! :pinkiehappy:


I honestly didn't intend it to be a story about our favorite perverted princess, but I can definitely see where somebody could think that. I'll probably add themes surrounding Molly, but the dominant persona of Celestia is- well, Celestia.

...And Gamer Luna, you say? :pinkiehappy:





I was gonna say this is gonna be good, but it already is.

Well, that is definitely one interesting premise. Points for originality.

Damn that no-good delinquent Monty...


Thank you!


No matter what the situation, it's usually Monty's fault.


Close... :raritywink:

lol ok im interested in reading more of this just to see what happens!
and i wonder what the changelings would do if they saw this X3

I'm off my game... Keep passing on these excellent stories!

Time to fix that. You have my attention.

~Skeeter The Lurker

well this was quite an interesting beginning :twilightsmile:

wow this is probably the only story i've seen that does this sort thing, keep rolling the chapters

...And Gamer Luna, you say?

(TheEmeraldWanderer *Sniper Rifle* MoonyMage)

-Royal Canterlot Voice-


And so... The beginning of what would be called "The World's Most Epic Cat Fight" began.

WIth all involved either oblivious or stunned, it wasn't going to end well. At all. Ever.

11. I win.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Wait, so she actually killed Monty? Shouldn't she be on trial for murder? Or manslaughter (ponyslaughter)? Or banished to the sun or something?

Or at least feel really damn guilty about having murdered one of her subjects in an irrational fit of petty rage.

For a comedy that bit was remarkably dark.

:raritystarry:It seems my pre-reading was accurate! This story is funny! :scootangel:


She didn't kill Monty, per se, she only burned him- the Solar Guard trampled him. He was only unconscious for that portion of the chapter.

So, is that assault? And is he dead now?

Regardless of whether or not he is dead, Celestia really REALLY messed up and probably should be banished or something.

I really like the story. The concept is unique and the story itself is just plain fun.

On the other hand I do have one nitpick. Sometimes it just doesn't seem like they're stuck. I think some of their movements are a little unreasonable given their situation

Celestia snorted, rising to her hooves.
The Changeling queen quickly followed suit, dusting between her holes before turning to the Equestrian monarch.

This part is just one example. I can see it in my mind, but the phrasing makes it seem as if Chrysalis is able to stand up separately from Celestia despite their situation making that largely improbable if not impossible; unless I'm just not visualising their situation properly.

Just a bit of a nitpick imo, but I can see it being a bit confusing to some.

It is still a great story despite that small thing. Keep up the good work.


That's a perfectly reasonable point, as well as a correct one. I'll be sure to point that out in later chapters.


She will get punished, just in time.

Celestia responded curtly, kicking a discarded pony skull into a pile of twisting vines.

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage:


“Nopony has ever complained about it.” Celestia responded curtly, kicking a discarded pony skull into a pile of twisting vines.

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage:


is it me or is Celestia a little uncaring in this? XD
i laughed hard at the changeling screaming as she was flying. but why did she blush? i dont get that

What the hell? I wouldn't think Celestia would go super-nova toward a member of her loyal Guard just because he accidentally mentioned one time she messed up.


... rummaging through her bedside desk until her hoof caught on a frilly swatch of fabric. “Oops...” she murmured, a dark shade of crimson slipping into her cheeks.

... really? :facehoof:

I hope we get to see what Queen C. can really do as well :pinkiehappy:

a dildo? how does "frilly swatch of fabric" of fabric translate to adult toy? XD


... I was talking about lingerie. Adult clothes. :ajbemused:

2805131 True, normally she wouldn't. However, (and I may be wrong about this so don't take my word for it) I have a feeling that under these circumstances, it might be the result of some personal issues regarding the whole wedding incident. Depending on how the author handles things, this could get very interesting. :pinkiesmile: I'm going to wait and see.

“Nopony has ever complained about it.” Celestia responded curtly, kicking a discarded pony skull into a pile of twisting vines.

...Nevermind what I said last chapter. :applejackunsure:

2790438 Really? This seems to me like the sort of Equestria where the castle staff recruitment flyers have "Reasonably low chance of being killed with fire*!" on them.

* Also lightning, because Luna. And mind control, because Cadance.

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