I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
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Man, this story of mine is stupid.
2604214 Stupid yes but funny as fuck. I likes it.
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Yeah, it's a silly a comedy. I do kinda feel bad how I portrayed Celestia in this though. Sure, the people she kills are rapists and murderers who could harm her subjects. But still, I think some of Celestia's other counterparts will still find her methods a little too harsh as said in the story. But at least she treats good people nice, kinda.
CAKE OR DEATH
2606417
I thank you so much for that reference! XD
"Hang on, do your rule this country?"
"Um...yes...?"
"Do you have a flaaaag??"
¦3
Behold! Celestia Everfree, Princess of the Sun, co-ruler of Equestria and the Goddess of Hypocrisy!
2620179
Exactly.
Did you bring chocolate cake and booze?
haaaaaaahahahahaha ...
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Du Fuq?!?
2606417
SCP reference! Nice.
EAT THE CAKE OR DIE!
Best Keter class ever.
Let's shop till we drop, till we forget our names
You are what you want, in the land of the free
So stand up straight and eat your tail
Living out life like a good Mousketeer
The ends are the means when all you want are toys
Let's get drunk and watch something die
It's safe to laugh again with the new brand ironic
A chicken in every pot, 2 cars in every garage.
Comfortably numb as the empire falls
We're the new Romans now hear us yawn
Forced to crawl the ladder as we watch the bottom burn
In tune with the paradox but there's not much that we can do about it
But brush away that carrot and all we gots resentment.
And it's pointed at you.
To the Glory of Rome -
Till theres nothing left
When the wars come back home
We'll eat it up yum
Mom there's nothing to eat
And the house is caving in
We'll do what we're told
We'll eat it up yum
Yum
It just seems fitting...
*looks out over the sea of homeless bronies*
Oh my!
*Starts walking away, and just doesn't stop*
Does this represent me? If it does...
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Celestia: Cleansing Equestria, One Execution at a Time.
Join her for a greater cause!