I was just minding my business, but the curiosity that is my mind forced me to almost take part in an experiment that changed my life.

I didn't want to do this. Not at all. But they forced me to participate in their "top secret" experiment.

And now, I'm a freaking female pony standing on its hind legs! At least they said it'll wear off in 7 days. What could possibly go wrong?

-Rated Teen for Mild Language and use of alcohol-

When Pinkie Pie starts to become a tad overweight, and all her friends notice it, she is forced to do one thing she has never done in her whole life.... She has to go on a diet. It's just a small sweets diet. She can go a couple weeks without her regular amount of sugar.... Right? Actually, no. She can't. But she can try.

He is a bit of a hypocrite though.

Crossover with Overwatch

Why did I write this?

A historical pony "fairy tale" which, like most such fairy tales, is intended as much to instruct as to entertain the young. This ancient story (older than Equestria itself) demonstrates how sovereign rulers can lose touch with those whom they rule, and how to make amends when such things happen. This story is told in a very old style, but its lessons are as applicable today as they were before the Great Equestrian Migration. As this is as much a work of scholarship as it is of storytelling, historical analysis is provided by Royal Archivist the Crown Princess Twilight Sparkle, and commentary graciously provided by Her Royal Highness the Princess Celestia.

Perhaps Sombra would have benefited from having this read to him before his bedtime, and Crystalline history would have been a very different thing indeed.

This story is suitable for all ages, from the youngest just learning to speak to the oldest who wish to feel young again.

During his brief reign of Ponyville, Discord encounters a strange young filly who claims to be a magician. After a short conversation he discovers her to be the loudest, most demanding foal he has ever known in his existence, and through the art of the temper tantrum, she is able to make him comply with her wishes. How far can the spirit of chaos be pushed before he snaps?

What are fillies made of? Sugar! Spice! And everything nice of course! Take yourself on an adventure where the fillies have a special mission.

Adventurous Story

All the main characters, are fillies?

They can't back down from the mission they've taken!

Short, sweet, and to the next mission!

They could also be a lot spicier than you think they could be..... (laughs in the backround)
As you might have noticed, I've changed the goal to be 20 likes instead of 50. I thought 50 likes might have been too much. So let's try to get 20 likes for the next story of the sequel! Tell your friends, or the people who you follow online, to come and like it! Leave a comment after I blow my bazooka! -BOOM-

(laughs crazily in the backround)

(coughs a little)

To test Prince Blueblood, the other Princesses decide to take a temporary vacation, leaving Blueblood in charge.

Edit: 100 LIIIIIKES YAYYYYYY

All of them. Every pony. They're all sad.

Proud winner of the "most controversial" award of the June 2016 Writeoff competition.
It did not make the finals. This made some voters sad.

The scariest, most intimidating and powerful creatures of the everfree have come together to discuss the one true monster of the forest. Zecora.

This was done as a request by one of you! If you want a story like this as well, head over to my patreon I do monthly request draws there!

*jumps on the G5 bandwagon*

You heard it from Izzy. Tennis balls are the new magic limiters. Neigh, they are the new magic limiter. Put a tennis ball on your horn, and no magic for you. Take it off, and... well, you'll see what happens when folks get pummeled by death lasers.

why do i do this to myself

Rated T for innuendos regarding Flim and Flam, because of course they're in this story.

downvote if y'all want. my brain cells are toast.

dangit yall did the opposite and got this dumpster fire featured instead lol