My Little Filly: Fillies and Cookies

by RainbowDashLove


Derpy Derps

Slowly opening the cabinet to reveal the snack that the fillies have been waiting for, they hear a silent burp from inside.

"What in tarnation?" says Apple Jack. She puts her ears near the opening of the cabinet and listens closely. "Sounds like there might be a fella in there!"

"But who could be in there?" every filly said, even the grown ponies wondered.

"Hey, we won't know if we don't open it!" Rainbow Dash slams the cabinet open and yells," AHA! Wait.. what?!"

Inside the cabinet was a blue-ish, cross-eyed filly. She looks as if she ate something. The filly hiccuped and covered her mouth, like something was trying to come out. Everypony stepped back to give her some room, and to avoid any messes on their manes.

"Derpy?! What are you doing in there?!" exclaims Rarity.

"-burp- Just havin' a..." she stops her sentence and gets out of the cabinet. She rubs her stomach and steps down from the countertop, walking unsteadily to the refrigerator, and taking out a cool glass of water. "You know, -hiccup- a midnight snack!"

"But weren't the cookies in the cabinet? And if Derpy was having a snack in there, then..." Twilight looks inside the cabinet, searching for the jar of cookies. She grabs the jar immediately, then shakes it. They didn't hear a sound from the jar, and everypony gasped.

"The jar.... I-it's...." says Rainbow Dash. Her eyes widened and she started mumbling to herself.

"E-empty...." Fluttershy finishes the sentence for her. Every filly froze with their pupils the size of a period. Not to mention, their mouths were hanging open, too.

"Hey! Why are you all -hiccup- frozen like that?" Derpy goes up to Fluttershy and waves her hoof in front of her face. She shrugs. "Uh... I guess I'll be -hiccup- goin' then!"

As Derpy walks out of the kitchen and jumps onto the couch of the living room, she turns on the TV.

"S-she....." mutters Fluttershy.

"A-ate it......" Apple Jack hangs her mouth a little longer than the rest of the fillies. But, every filly followed.

"Honey, there's nothin' to worry about! We could just-" Pinkie Pie goes up to Apple Jack's dad and puts a hoof onto his mouth to interupt him.

"Pinkie..." Rainbow Dash is the second to move and looks at Pinkie Pie, with a creepy smile. Pinkie Pie nods and moves closer to the countertop.

"Get the Party Cannon..." she continues. Pinkie immediately clutches onto the Party Cannon and aims for Derpy.

"DERPY!!!!" Pinkie yells out to the hiccuping filly. Derpy looks to see what Pinkie needs and hiccups once again.

"Get ready....." Pinkie fires the cannon at Derpy and shouts out, "To PARTEH!!!!"

Derpy's eyes widened and tries to duck. Too late! The large ball of confetti hits her and she flies out the door.

"Does this mean I can still have -hiccup- playdates with you guys?" She yells.

"NO!" all the fillies shouted back. Derpy is still hanging onto the confetti and looks at her side. A magical light appears and makes a mark on the side of her thigh. It then forms a group of bubbles on her side.

"Hey! I got my -hiccup- cutie mark!" Derpy closes her eyes and smiles. The confetti ball starts to come apart and lets Derpy land safetly on the sidewalk. She prances along the sidewalk and waves her hoof at her pony friends, as so she thinks that they're all friends.

Every filly inside the house shook their heads and waved back, being relieved that she's away from the kitchen. Suddenly, every filly cheered. All you could hear was a bunch of little voices happily roaming around the house.

"Woohoo!"

"Ya go girl!"

"That was splendid, indeed!"

"Awesome!"

"That was an idea that I never thought of, good job!"

Pinkie blushes and giggled, "Aw.... You guys! You know it wasn't a big deal!"

Every filly smiled and made a huge filly hug. Pinkie was being squished, but didn't mind since it was her filly friends!

"Hey guys?" she asked. They all stopped hugging and faced Pinkie.

"Yes, Pinkie?" Fluttershy's wings were already flapping to cool herself off because it was getting hot inside the house and from the pressure of all the things that has happened.

Pinkie giggles once more and holds up her cannon like she was victorious, "No pony messes with the Party Cannon!" Every filly laughed. But, they almost forgot, their parents were still there listening to their conversations.

"Well, I'm glad you fillies are enjoying the mission! Now, let's say we saved a few bits this weekend and...." says one pony.

"Buy us some cookies?" the fillies said in unison. All the fillies' parents looked at each other. After various nodding and squinting, they all smiled happily.

"Get in the carriage."

THE END?
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(Meanwhile with Derpy......)
"-burp- Man, I hope those guys feel better," she says. "They were a little... 'off' today."

Derpy looks up at the clouds and notices that her hiccups are gone. She ponders for a moment and says to herself, "I wonder what they're doing now...."

The blue-ish pony smiles and sticks her tongue out. She has an idea that she never had before! Infact, she never had an idea until now! She looks at the house where she got shot out of. Derpy suddenly, see's a carriage coming out of the drive way. The carriage moves from it's parking spot and goes along the rode.

(In the carriage.....)
Fluttershy giggles, "I'm so excited to get more cookies! I'm starving!"

"Wow Flutter, I've never seen you hungrier than a bull!" exclaims AJ.

"Well, I AM hungry after all we've been through!" All of the fillies' stomachs started to grumble. Then, the fillies started laughing altogether.

"Although, I do feel a little hint of guilt for what we've done to Derpy...." Twilight stated. Every filly looked guiltily at the floor of the carriage.

"Hey!" Rainbow Dash breaks up the guilt and tries to cheer the group up. "We did her a good thing! She got her cutie mark didn't she?"

Rarity nodded, "Yeah! But, she was quite bothersome..." With that, they all agreed.

THUMP

None of the fillies heard the thump and kept chatting. They weren't expecting what was coming with them....

(Behind the carriage.....)
Suprisingly, a cross-eyed filly was clutching onto the carriage, having a free ride with the fillies. She silently makes a giggle and puts a hoof onto her mouth.

"Surprise!" she whispers.