• Published 21st Jun 2016
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Everypony is Sad - hazeyhooves



All of them. Every pony. They're all sad.

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Chapter 5

Pinkie Pie was sad.

She was sad because she felt lonely and insecure.

She found an icepick and murdered all her best friends.

Then she murdered her good friends. And her acquaintances. And then everypony else in Ponyville.

But they were all immortal alicorns. They could not die, so they forgave Pinkie Pie. They didn't even really care.

Since the whole town's population was alicorns, they felt sad as well. They angsted over immortality, because they would go on living forever while their friends passed away. They thought about how they would someday visit each other's graves centuries from now, while shedding a nostalgic tear.

This made them feel too sad to ever leave their homes. This made Pinkie Pie feel pretty lonely and insecure, without anypony to talk to.

So not much changed. Pinkie didn't feel any less sad than before.