• Published 21st Jun 2016
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Everypony is Sad - hazeyhooves



All of them. Every pony. They're all sad.

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Chapter 2

Scootaloo was sad.

She was sad because her parents died. She had to live as a homeless orphan in a dumpster.

And it was all Rainbow Dash's fault.

She couldn't fly to Rainbow Dash's cloud villa, so she waited for Rainbow Dash to come to her.

“Hey squirt. How's it hanging?”

Scootaloo wanted revenge, but she loved Rainbow Dash too much to pull the trigger.

She kissed Rainbow Dash instead.

Rainbow Dash pushed Scootaloo away. “Eew, gross. I killed your parents because they wouldn't stop kissing me either.”

Scootaloo cried.