Trixie is plagued, somehow continuously unable to catch the train out of Canterlot. However, a shadowy figure offers her a way out. All she has to do is board whilst defying her rotten luck.

This story was finalized for "A Thousand Words Contest II".

This story is a sequel to My Life as a Sonic OC Book 11

The hilarious hi-jinx of the gang continues!

Most OCs belong to me (Kitsulestia)
Aphmau and Friends belong to Jess Bravura and her friends
Other characters belong to their respective owners

“All fortune is good fortune; for it either rewards, disciplines, amends, or punishes, and so is either useful or just.”
- An old fogey Fleetfoot will buck in the jaw after she gets out of her latest mishap.

Pic credit is image number 471205 on Derpibooru.

This story is a sequel to Anon is Incarcerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine

AIDHITCC (Anon is Incinerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine) is the direct sequel to the critically acclaimed AIDHITCC (Anon is Incarcerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine.)

The current story follows Anon, an immensely powerful creature who has recently been captured by Princess Celestia for his transgressions against pony kind. Usually he is not one to be caught with his pants down, however, his greatest weakness had been exploited at the most inopportune time and now he finds himself at the mercy of the pony leader.

‘What is his greatest weakness?’ You may ask?

Well, I’m glad you’re so curious!

It’s off screen plot convenience.

(Some readers may be disturbed. This is a very serious fanfiction for very serious fanfictioneers. Rated 7/10 by Steve Jobs, who is quoted as saying: “A piece of literature so good, It motivated me to come back to life and get cancer again before dying a second time.”)

Also plz be nic3 firs stry on this site thx ☺️

Shout out to God, my proof reader. And shout out to Lowe’s for sponsoring this story. Perform the Dougie at your local empty Lowe’s parking lot (only redeemable during midnight) to increase the price of your next transaction by 30%. Thank you once again to Lowe’s for sponsoring this story.

WARNING: BY READING THIS MESSAGE YOU AGREE TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. Which means you need to PayPal me money. If you don’t have money, mail yourself to my multimillion shekel mansion and I guess I’ll make due.

Please send thoughts and prays as I’m kinda in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I just live in Canada.

Sunset Shimmer doesn't remember what happened at the last night's party. And worse yet, she can't remember just which one of the Twilights she slept with...

This story is a sequel to Celestial Bodies

In the cold dark a bright tree burns, and turning in orbit around this golden star are the planetary ponies that sleep in the starry night. Upon the flank of Sol Celestia is the Citadel of the Mark, the oldest and largest city on both her, and her valence moon-sister. Higher up is the dock-side city of Aesir-Bilröst, founded by the unicorn seer Starswirl after receiving a vision from the sun-mother.

Explorers beneath the Rainbow-Tail have discovered a well and the scholars from the dock-side city can not resist the urge to map it out, but first it must be pried open. Starswirl and his apprentice, Celeste, make the journey down to solve this issue and chart the unknown, and in so doing advance a prophecy glimpsed by Starswirl during a long-ago war.

Sunny is at the spa, and relaxing. Little did she know was that what happened to her and her two friends is about to make a reoccurrence… .

Will Zipp and Pipp figure it out again? Or will it get worse? Stay tuned to find out!

Set during... I dunno, the hiatus between S5 and S6, this story is all about Spike going missing and a desperate Twilight trying to find him. Starlight turns up for some reason. Not as exciting as it sounds, but hopefully funnier.

This story was originally written for the Thousand Words Contest II but because I can't edit for toffee, it doesn't qualify. Oh well, next time there's a less than 1331 words competition I'll sure to romp home!!

Lightning Dust needed help to find something, and so does Gilda. But they didn't say what it was. They even resorted to had someone in the car for no other reason, and then came up from behind and held that person by the throat as if she's the suspect.

Sunset just hoped that next time, they'd learnt from this.

And also for the A Thousand Words Contest II.

Vinyl and Octavia are the best of mare friends. But what happens when a bear threatens to tear them apart? Literally!

WARNINGS!

A crazy amount of slapstick like in the Tom and Jerry Cartoons, A Dumb Cheesy Romance, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon acting like Themselves, A giant Grizzly Bear whose power level could probably rival Goku, and the worst offense! Vinyl being Mute!