Alternate realities are a funny thing. The "human world", as top pony scientist Twilight Sparkle coined it, is certainly one of the funniest. A culture obsessed with technology and appearances more than the values of friendship. It's probably why she rarely visits the place now.

However, this is not the story of a purple alicorn princess trying to fit in with a different species, this is about two occupants of this universe, while in Equestria haven't even met, in Canterlot City, they are roommates and good friends. This is the story of a Canterlot High dropout and a stoner living together.

Blitz is involved in an accident. He can feel the darkness trying to grab hold of him. But he has to hold on. If it doesn't Ember will kill him.

Princess Celestia learns that her name is an expression ponies use everyday.

She handles it rather well.

I don't even know anymore.

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The calm certainty of the Apple family's morning routine is shattered when Sugar Belle pays a surprise visit, only to find Big Mac in bed with another mare. But that doesn't make any sense to Applejack, and she takes it upon herself to answer the question on her mind.

How could a shy, sensitive pony like Big Macintosh even get into a position to cheat on two mares?

Edited by Curify, MissytheAngle, and Wand3r3r3.

An entry in FamousLastWords' contest: "A Two-Faced Charade"

Lemon Hearts says she works at the palace. Lemon Hearts says a lot of things, only in the wonderful world of Equestria, there's a limit to how explicit her curse words can get.

She's not a passionate musician like Lyra, or a star-struck scientist like Twinkleshine. Sure as sugar she ain't no Princess of Friendship. Feeling like the one rotten fruit in a rich and healthy bushel cramps her style. At least, it would if she had any.

Soon, Lemon Hearts decides to do what she should have done a long time ago, when she'd otherwise been busy with her highly amusing and rebellious wealth redistribution activism (a.k.a. shoplifting). She decides to find out where she went wrong. Or wronger, at least.

And if she can earn some money out of it.

And whether or not her friends can help. Or, more likely, need help.

An avalanche buries Yakyakistan, and the Rangers are called to provide aid. When they arrive, Ember and Blitz find a nightmare. Can the Rangers save the village? Or will all be lost?

Trixie tries to convince Starlight of the reality of nap holes.

Based off of a Discord conversation.

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What can make a girl's legs look adorable better than a pair of striped socks? Twilight spent long nights deducing formulas and studying the history of women's hosiery, trying in vain to find a competent rival for such a wonderful piece of clothing. But as she proceeded with her studies, she came to a terminal conclusion that striped socks were cuter than any of their counterparts by far.

In theory.

But scientific method, besides theory, consisted of practice. Now the issue was finding an appropriate lab rat. A great and powerful lab rat, preferably.

Besides, Twilight was sure the said great and powerful lab rat would look cute in striped socks.

The story has sensual scenes. Tagged Sex just to be safe. Be warned!

Cover art is done by racoonkun.

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Thom and Luci End up in equstria with no way on how to even get back they must conform to pony society while find out a way home.
(post starlights graduation)
yes they are human in pony land. ponies are still ponies.
Their names are pronounced tom and lucy. It's just spelt differently

This story is a sequel to Heart Of The Guardians

The life that Webber lives with his brother, in Equestria, becomes a possible threat to the land, as a couple new enemies that Webber recognizes, brings him into turmoil and rage. And not only will the enemies he'll face will test his abilities, it'll make him struggle to help all everypony he loves, including himself. Can he control himself, or will Twilight and her friends have to find a way to help him back into the light?