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Darkened Moon is no more, and we stand strong. Come, my children, rejoice for her defeat.


Princess Celestia learns that her name is an expression ponies use everyday.

She handles it rather well.

I don't even know anymore.

Popular February 27 2018 WHOA

Now with a Russian version by Hemp Master! You can find it here.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 43 )

just wait till she finds out pony scream her name during sex

Wait until a dragon and a griffin are in a barrel making love.

Oh my Celestia
For Celestia's sake
I swear to Celestia
Oh Celestiadamnit
Anymore? :trollestia:

By celestia's beard!
Celestia on a uni-bi-tri-cycle!
as Celestia is my witness...
oh for Celestia's sake. thats all i got.:trollestia:

By Everloving celestia, I see what you did there.

Allow me a prayer to Celestia's nostril hairs.

Good Celestia this was funny.

Loved it!
For Celestia's sake, make more!!!
This is going in my faves ^_^

mother of celestia, this was funny!

Celestia’s flaming tits this was funny as hell

I am reminded of Monty Python for some reason

Celestia-Bucking-Dammit. This was actually really funny.

Damn, now I really want to hear someone shouting "By Celestia's beard" in her presence and then observe her (and everyone else's) reaction.

Why do I see the princesses all levitating scripts in front of them during this story?

If you read Fallout:Equestria, you'll find that reaction :derpyderp1:


Celestia’s flaming tits this was funny as hell

Heh! Wait until she reads that story :rainbowlaugh:

absolute bull crap... and i love every second of it.

:twilightsmile:Twilight Tested, Celestia Approved.:trollestia:

Hoists the Phoenix Blade in the air “YAR!”

I want a beautiful beard like theirs...

Comment posted by OceanaNatureGirl101 deleted Mar 3rd, 2018

Holy Celestia... I almost died laughing.... :rainbowlaugh:


hi this was halarious epecially since we read it together with all your goofy voices:moustache:

By Celestia's beard, that was odd.

No seriously, what in Discord's antler just happened?

I know this story ended forever ago, but can we maybe get a bonus chapter involving the expression, "Celestia's Flaming Tits"?

LUNA LUSCIOUS LOVE-HANDLES! this is a funny story

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