So, Ghost and I were chatting and I mentioned how Sethisto dislikes stallion faces because he feels their noses look like trashcans. This is the result.

The door slammed open, crashing into a pile of cushions placed there for that purpose. People only ever entered Dotted's office in two ways. The cushions were there for the first, and for the second, there was a rather cunning array of traps and deadfalls.

"Dotty!"

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The UK has, by the looks of things, voted to leave the EU.

The pound is already down 10%.

And by that I mean 12%, as it has fallen an additional 2% since I found out that Brexit is, apparently, happening.

The economists did warn them.

Ah well. In for a penny, in for a pound.

At the present rate, that will be the exchange rate when I get up tomorrow..

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Rant incoming. If you've not heard any rumblings of drama over the past day or so regarding certain "reviewers", it's probably best if you skip this. I'm going to get pretty caustic.

No names will be mentioned. I am not going to direct anyone to another user on this site. But you know who you are.

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Well howdy do. I'm here, I exist. Welp...

Soooo, quite a lot has happened from the last blog post to this one. Like in my army life.

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I'm nervouscited about graduating in 2 months, 15 days, 5 hours, and 20 minutes (I checked the clock before I started typing and it was 1:10). I'm gonna start bawling in front of a crowd of seniors and teachers when Elements of Harmony goes up to sing this year's graduation song because: one, it's a Hannah Montana song, two: I can't even hear that song without bursting into tears, let alone SING it.

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Now, this is not MLP related. But a few of my followers or the people I follow(Im looking at you especially, KellogsCookiecrisp) [You too Otaku, but nopony has to know that.

Now look at that badass drawing, and if you don't know what it is, then too bad but still admire the amazing artistry, if you do, then you'll know exactly how much this made me fangasm. And squee like a maniac.

IN WHICH LIFE GETS IN THE WAY
It seems like every blogpost lately is an apology for not having any new stories for you. I want to finish my work just as much as y'all probably want me to finish. Sometimes it just doesn't work out that way. Join me below the jump and I'll gladly explain part of the holdup.

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>tfw clop is so much easier to write than real fics

Seriously though, I can crank out 1000+ words of clop in one sitting, and take an hour to write one sentence of pretty much anything else. I don't like it.

In a absolutely, completely, %100 unrelated note, there will be a new "story" coming up soon. It's complete cancer, but then, if you're here for anything but the cheapest of smut, you're in the wrong place.

Got a new story coming up in the next day or two relating to peculiarities of EqG humanoid biology. All I can tell you beyond that is that it definitely isn't the following:

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I'm beginning to think voting for Biden was the wrong thing to do...

What?! I thought he'd make a great senator! I mean honestly the man has been at it for, what, 120 years. That's longer than most of us even live. So, in all that time, it's fairly reasonable to assume that he must be doing something right. Right?

So... Bethesda finally decided to release Fallout Shelters for Android... (Took 'em friggen long enough)

It was pretty late when I downloaded it, gave it a small go, seems interesting...

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Finals are done, I barely passed my spanish class, only to find out I still have to do one more year of foreign language before I can graduate. I seriously want to crawl into a hole right now.

Aside from that, hey, more Zootopia stuff; and it's not sexual. How about that.

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I've been idle a bit, but I'm almost free of responsibilities for the year. That means there will be stories and projects again soon, yay!

Now, in the spirit of EatTurkeyUntilYouPeeNeonYellowRazorGravyFromYourAnus Day (it's a USA thing, don't worry about it), here are the "recent locations" on my desktop:

I have no clue what most of these places are.

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Well, would you look at that, Review #99. I do, actually, have a thing planned for #100.

You know what's really sad? I had this amazing story idea about Twilight and something, but I can't remember what the something was.

I also need to find motivation to do SA stuff... But for now, have a review or three:

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Hey there, everyone. Sorry to bother you again, but I'm trying to think of a second song for Odium. One that's very deep and emotional and shows his regret and guilt for his own actions and injustices, and his dream of making thinks right, both for his actions and the actions of others, unlike his first song where he wants to put the Mane Six and friends in their place (Side-note: I still haven't figured out how to write great lyrics for that song either). However, I'm having trouble with the

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I'm going to be playing it. If you see me, try not to die

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General rule for services: No mature stories, though exceptions may be made through PMs.

Prereading/Editing: No mature stories unless agreements are made through PMs,
max. length 5,000 words. Open.

Commissions: Open.
PM me for more info on what material I cover, though the same basic rules apply. Maximum 3,000 words.

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