So, I'm writing this blog post as an extended response to a comment thread I participated in, in which I had the opportunity to think about some things relating to the most recent episode. Warning, the below rambles a lot, and probably doesn't make much sense. If you don't like reading some guy on the internet's random wrong opinion about some episode of a pony show, or nerd rage, or if you're allergic to peanuts,

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Aloha everybody!

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I found my fic in the Popular Stories side bar.

It has 19 views, and you can't find it on any of the pages when sorting all stories by Heat, aka clicking More Popular Stories.
Either my view count is broken or the Popular Stories side bar uses a very different and broken algorithm for finding what's popular than the normal sorting by Heat.

I'm willing to bet it's the latter.

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Both are in knee-deep, and both are about to make some bad choices to get themselves out...

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

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In which, we will have some fun – with James trying to avoid the gala at all costs (and digging his own grave in the process ), and some tragedy – with Cheerilee, Scootaloo and the shady ponies from the last chapter...

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Really, this is the culmination of planting things: harvesting them.

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And, since plants grow in all shapes and sizes, this is where the largest variety of equipment exists, and I couldn't possibly hope to cover it all.

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My manager knows everything. This is what he says every morning:

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Yes, I know full well there's a problem with that quote

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I made a mistake releasing the epilogue for Good to be Bad at like 3am or whenever I did it. It probably got buried in other updates, and by the time people actually read fics on here comes around, it'll be totally covered by stuff released at a logical time. Whoops.

I guess I'm stuck with it, but at least I learned a lesson. When I release the sequel I'll be sure to do it at a good time.

- Dumb Oora Birb

Not about the being sick part. I'm still sick, but my fever is below 100 for now, so that's good. Hopefully that trend continues.

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I trust you all are reasonable, sane, intelligent individuals here, so this probably isn't meant for your receipt, but I feel I must vent this.

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I promise, we’re gonna talk about that big stupid F350 dually and the big stupid 6.4L diesel engine I replaced over the period of several weeks, but for reasons y’all will find out, I want to be sure it’s really fixed before I say anything about it.

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Instead, we’re going to talk about automotive air conditioning.

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I'm sorry for not being all that productive as of late on the updates. My mind has been a bit preoccupied on doing one thing

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John's about to find out that in Equestria: no good deed goes unpunished, and human life is cheap.

In other words, the hiatus is over and it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

Huk · 126k words  ·  281  46 · 6.1k views

Please, remember to leave a comment

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So, gg me.

I bought a graphics card (this thing) for about 570$ over Christmas (with shipping and stuff). Now, I have to send it back because I don't have the money to buy a proper 750w power supply for it. Once I get my money back (hopefully next week) I'm just going to by a GTX 960 and maybe upgrade my power supply.

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Very soon now, a collection of stories will go live, all about Anon trying to live with Twilight Sparkle and how horribly wrong it always goes.
There's death, vomit, and a LOT of stupidity. Like...a whole fuckton. So much.
So enough serious stuff, it's time to get back to doing my drunken oneshits. I'll be adding more to this series as I make them, so it's actually listed as incomplete (gasp).
Enjoy. Looking forward to the puns.

-Pencil

EDIT: Aaaaaaand it's here.

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First off:

Secondly:

Thirdly:

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More random horse facts than you can shake a stick at!

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And if that wasn’t enough, I never sent it to my pre-readers, who might have questioned my sanity, or if you can follow an en dash with an em dash.

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