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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Sep
28th
2016

SO I LIED! · 9:37pm Sep 28th, 2016

Yay for being a big fat, sleepy, drug-addled lier!

Not about the being sick part. I'm still sick, but my fever is below 100 for now, so that's good. Hopefully that trend continues.
No, I lied about not writing stories any time soon. Apparently saying I wasn't going to write today inspired me to write today. So I did. And here it is in all its mediocrity!

It's not great. It's pretty shit. It's silly though, and I hope it'll make a lot of you laugh. I'm even proud of a few jokes in there! Either way, I'm going to medicate and be dumb some more, and I'll work on more writing later.

Oh. Also, happy 50 stories to me!

...what am I doing with my life.

-Pencil

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