WARNING: RANT INBOUND. GRAB A BEVERAGE NOW.
Today at work I was balancing a tire and noticed that our tire supplies guy (who I happen to think is useless, by the way) had left us a box of lead wheel weights, when we only use steel and zinc. I mentioned this, and my brilliant manager started going off about how there's nothing wrong with lead wheel weights. (As an aside, I'm sure I ate lots of tasty paint chips as a child and I turned out pancakes.)