Well, here it is. After some deliberation, I thought to myself.

You can keep staring at this prologue to see if you can make it better but that would only delay the launch of this for another week.

So I just clicked submit.

The next chapter is going to have to wait for a bit because of some lore things I want to figure out first, anyway I hope you guys will enjoy!

Since I'm sure every one of you is being spammed with blog posts about Christmas I'll add my own to the list.

As you all know Helljumpers is one chapter from being completed and I've said multiple times that I didn't have anything new planned yet.

That just changed.

Although it's still very much in the planning stage I already have a thumbnail and a name.

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Guys. It's been a night.

BUT.

I have found A THING.

Namely, this:

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So I've been practicing my digital drawing skills for a while now, doing at least one practice art per week. But this month is October, which means it's inktober, or drawtober, or whatever artists call it. In any case, this month is the perfect month for me to practice more, or burn myself up that I end up loathing this whole digital art thing and never do a single one ever again. Who knows~

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Oh hey! Finished up The Good, the Bad, and the Sentry. Which ... despite having a rather low view count, has popped up (however briefly) in the Featured Box? And it's in the lower-three slots which means that it got featured BEFORE, somehow? Guess y'all were just reading the story when I wasn't looking, I guess?

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Really, this is the culmination of planting things: harvesting them.

Source

And, since plants grow in all shapes and sizes, this is where the largest variety of equipment exists, and I couldn't possibly hope to cover it all.

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Oh hey. I'm at a con. Wanna read about it?

THURSDAY!

Caught a late flight-- and gained two hours due to TIME ZONE SCHENANIGANS.

Watched Batman & Harley Quinn (which wasn't as good as the old cartoon), and Kenneth Brannaugh's Murder on the Orient Express (which wasn't as good as the old David Suchet show).

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Austraeoh by... Imploding Colon
It's the first of what, five stories now? Still going.
Each one as long as the first?
I've read a few of the author's other works and found them to be quite well written but...

Gee that's a lot of words.

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Happy Harvest & Hugs Day to MLP G5 and have a Happy Thanksgiving

After seeing the first 1 second 10 times, I finally managed to piece together what the animators were aiming for:
Sparky was putting up the decoration on the door which wasn't fully opened. Not sure how he managed to do it since he still wouldn't be able to reach it even after Pipp opened them further toward him.

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Sooooo, one of my resolutions this year was to work on more original fiction, and less fanfiction.

And a little over two weeks in, we can see how THAT went! Womp womp.

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No, not that one fanfic I wrote. (Though it does feature the first mention of Gnollpoleon! Running gags, people!)

Y'see, by "Get Down on Friday" I apparently mean "Go on a 3,000 word writing bender and finish that silly mystery story that all of like two dozen people will actually read."

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After a year and a half with my old one, I finally decided to change my avatar. Rest in RIP, devil Carrot Top. You will be dearly missed. ;-;7

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So, I've played several of the old Harvest Moon games, and not too long ago was able to buy Stardew Valley. Between that and working on Multiple Sunsets, I got an idea: a crossover where one of the sirens ends up with a farm, and has multiple possible romantic partners.

It's not a definite thing. Just a thought. However, while I am thinking of it, I am curious.

Which of the sirens would you want to see as the main character?

Good day, chums! You'll be irritated to know that Movie Night is still not ready. Seriously, haven't even touched it. It's just so effing hard and I'm out of practice. Writing anything in the Gentlemanverse today requires a ton of effort to get all the lore details right. How can I make it all up to you?

How about a sequel to a story that over half of my followers probably didn't read because they follow me for the Gentlemanverse fics?

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First of all, Happy new year everyone! Let me just say that I hope you all have a good new year and I look forward to continuing my writing over this year as well!

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Well, folks... The new Five Star Service chapter now stands at 5200 words and growing. I'm aiming for a post next weekend if I can get the chapter draft done and all the feedback in.

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Hello!

Yes, I realize I've been kinda dead on the site for a while. However, I come back in a blaze of glory, accompanied by our benevolent overlord of the golden harvest, Our Lady Carrot Top!

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Member berries are comin’ in nice. So are the bitter recollections if y’all prefer somethin’ savory. An’ there’s always, always Apples.

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