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Aug
21st
2015

New story coming soon · 4:24pm Aug 21st, 2015

So I may have another horrifying gross story for you today sometime, but more likely I'll be finishing up the next story for On Obedience. It's already almost half done and about 2k words or so. I don't think it'll be problematic to finish it.

I'm very sorry to say there's no vomit in it.


To help your vomit needs, here's a relevant science news story:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a17001/nc-state-puking-bot/

Enjoy.

-Pencil

Report anonpencil · 231 views · #vomit
Nov
13th
2017

Sick day. · 2:50pm Nov 13th, 2017

Yep, woke up to a vomiting fit and stomach pain.

No school for me today.

And probably no updates either.

Sorry.

Dec
23rd
2017

Next update will be on Boxing Day · 11:14pm Dec 23rd, 2017

Next update to Displaced Into Nothing will be on Boxing Day before noon.

Rarity will vomit all over herself.

That is all.

Oct
7th
2020

On The 6th Day Of Factober, Tobe Hooper Said To Me...Wait Wrong Holiday. πŸΊπŸ€πŸπŸ‡πŸπŸ„πŸ · 2:27am Oct 7th, 2020


Apparently The Texas Chainsaw Massacre set was decorated with 500 pounds of decomposing animal corpses, and the stench mixed with the heat caused the actors to vomit constantly.

Director Tobe Hooper said within the last few days, every time he'd yell "cut," the actors and crew would immediately run to throw up.

Report Forgetful · 63 views · #Tobe #Vomit #Stench
Jul
7th
2015

So, now that my equivalent slap in the face to 50 Shades of Gray has calmed the fuck down... · 6:15pm Jul 7th, 2015

I mean...holy hell that thing was Featured. Her Most Faithful Servant. Featured. I mean...really? There wasn't even any vomit in it, come on now!

Speaking of vomit, I'll be putting up a new story today or tomorrow. Back to the usual fare, you lucky things you.
Thanks for reading and stuff.

EDIT: Lo, it is done.

Aug
11th
2020

It's too hot so I wrote a story for Living With Twilight Sparkle Is Weird · 6:29am Aug 11th, 2020

Not much to say. Too hot. Anon is too hot. Twilight is not nice about it. Hijinx ensue. Bad things happen. Shit gets gross and awful. Pun.

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Mar
2nd
2016

New story about to be up. And it's terrible. And I'm happy. · 7:22am Mar 2nd, 2016

...it has vomit in it a little. Finally, right?

It's horrible sexual humor, and involves nonconsensual gay times with a little help from Rarity. Really, I have no excuse for this fic beside tormenting Anon in every way imaginable, and some ways unimaginable. So yeah, pull up a late night drink and good luck with this one. You'll need it.

-Pencil


Edit: AAAAAND it's live!

May
20th
2016

I wrote about vomit again · 7:12pm May 20th, 2016

Told you would at some point.
Also, I am sick.
So...yeah. And lots of medicine. Which is helping and making me a little loopy.

On That note, The Good HIE Podcast is tonight again, and I'll be on it, medicated out of my gourd. We got some guests or someone, someone that wrote my little dashie I think.
...I'm going to go have medicine now.

Enjoy the gross story you fucks.

-Pencil

EDIT: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
GO HERE, LISTEN TO US TALK.

Nov
29th
2015

Back to my old ways. · 9:44pm Nov 29th, 2015

Very soon now, a collection of stories will go live, all about Anon trying to live with Twilight Sparkle and how horribly wrong it always goes.
There's death, vomit, and a LOT of stupidity. Like...a whole fuckton. So much.
So enough serious stuff, it's time to get back to doing my drunken oneshits. I'll be adding more to this series as I make them, so it's actually listed as incomplete (gasp).
Enjoy. Looking forward to the puns.

-Pencil


EDIT: Aaaaaaand it's here.

Jul
25th
2017

I'll Be Going To Bronycon, Who Else Is Going? · 12:01am Jul 25th, 2017

Mar
6th
2019

A Story Idea · 4:04am Mar 6th, 2019

These are the brilliant ideas I come up with on Discord! Maybe this will be a story in the near future?

COULD BE!

Jan
1st
2016

Happy new year · 1:05am Jan 1st, 2016

Putting up a new story for a new year. It'll be posted shortly.
It's not comedy. It's not anon. It's a rapefic.
...woo.

Anyway, for those of you into that sort of thing, enjoy and I will pray (to satan maybe) for your souls. To those not into that sort of thing, please enjoy not reading that or enjoy torturing yourself by reading it. Up to you, I'm not your mom.

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Jul
10th
2019

Mega Mare Holotape Game. · 5:28am Jul 10th, 2019

Strap in folks this is probably gonna be kind of a long one full of mostly copy/pastes. It's purely a nerdgasm and I understand if no one's interested in it. I've been wanting to elaborate on this for awhile because I was always so proud of the work I put into crafting ideas, even though it's all just fan stuff. Basically when I was roleplaying with a friend I ended up building a whole holotape game of Mega Mare through writing. It wasn't super detailed, but just enough to get the picture.

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Nov
26th
2017

New Living With Twilight Sparkle Is Weird · 7:36pm Nov 26th, 2017

Sep
12th
2016

New Story Tomorrow · 9:52am Sep 12th, 2016

Yes, really! A brand new story, not a lootsoo, not an edited version of an old story, and a story all about a certain changeling queen too! It should be around 5k words, so strap in, it's going to be a fun one.
Maybe.
Well, I think it's a fun one at least.
I had fun writing it anyway.
...I may also have been sleep deprived and/or drinking, but fuck it. I like the story. Gonna post it whether you all like it or not, so there.
I should...probably try to sleep.
Goodnight maybe.

-Pencil

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Nov
10th
2016

WHAT SLEEP? · 10:42am Nov 10th, 2016

HAH, who has time for sleep when there's writing about ponies to do!?

OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING??

Here night owls, have some new LOOTSOO! (Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird for all you plebs.) Hope you enjoy it. It has a little vomit. And a baby.

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Nov
7th
2019

Writing Help-ish? · 10:06pm Nov 7th, 2019


Low-key stressed flutterbutter for low-key stressed mood.

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Aug
2nd
2016

Well, I did it. · 6:58am Aug 2nd, 2016

Hahahahahahakill me.

The Spike story I promised everyone is done. And I tried. I kinda tried. A little. He has real feelings as a character. He's a sympathetic role. He has wants, needs, a driving force, and an emotional arch where he learns a lesson in the end which will change his life.

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Nov
9th
2017

New Story, Of A Gentle And Non-Second Person Nature · 3:50pm Nov 9th, 2017

This is about how my week has felt...

Yeah, it's about Celestia. No, pic is not related.

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Aug
9th
2015

f'naaaaaaaa · 1:57pm Aug 9th, 2015

Fever Dreams of a Trampoline:

My name is Princess, and I like short skirts and explosions. Today's story includes a little of the first, and a lot of the second. Bad ponies are doing bad things bad things with poison joke, and as long as Cadance's checks aren't bouncing, it's my job to stop them.

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