James and Rarity love being shiny and clean and they love pulling coaches.But,They don’t like taking goods trains.

We all hide something behind a mask. No matter who you are, and what you do, there are things you regret, things you would do differently, things... you don't share with the world.

If the life of an average person has some secrets, imagine how many skeletons Celestia – an immortal twelve-hundred years old ruler – must keep in her closet.

James is about to dig some out...

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

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Here is a new one, with him as a major character (alongside the new human and Celestia):

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

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It is a story with a few subplots – it is a 50/50 mix between seriousness and comedy. While it does revolve around the new guy, a little more – James will still be there, alongside Celestia – with his cheesy humor and one-liners .

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It’s time for the second chapter. It’s more light-hearted than the initial one - I hope, it will get the story some much-needed upvotes

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Mark me as hyped

Chapter four is here – this is the last of what I consider as the main 'introduction' chapters. It contains some backstory building, explaining a bit more about our humans.

It also presents the begining of the glorious James vs Celestia interactions

I hope you'll enjoy it

Unless, of course, their problems weren't as 'temporary' as you thought… in which case they may hate you with all their heart. If you read the story thus far, then you can probably guss how 'grateful' John will be

In other words, time for another bitter-sweet chapter.

Enjoy

Cheerilee was ready to get out of Ponyville and start anew, and so was John. Pack your bags, go to the train station, and blow town - a simple thing, unless half of Ponyville is conspiring behind your back, trying to make you stay.

Will they leave, or will they stay? Or maybe there's a third option?

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

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The problem is that her ponies expect her to be a goddess 24 hours a day... fortunately some humans knows better, and are more than willing to help her relax... even if that will cost them their life.

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

Huk · 126k words  ·  281  46 · 6.1k views

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Imagine that you're sitting somewhere, a broken shell of a man, thinking you had reached the rock bottom, and it can't get any worse. Only to have someone you trust, stab you in the back.

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

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P.S.

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So... this is just a thing.

But when I first watched that movie, I honestly thought it was gonna be Avatar the Last Airbender tbh. But eh.

Anyway, remember the Na'vis? those giant blue dudes? And how the military or whatever was blasting away at them and shit...

Would you think differently of me if I were to say I was rooting for the humans in this movie? And not the actual heroes?

I will forever maintain that Scotty was secretly the best of the TOS crew.

Time for another chapter having Apple Bloom and Cheerilee, and introducing Rainbow Dash to the story.

So far, Equestria had been nothing but pain for our human – can one stubborn filly and her teacher change that? Will John's fortune finally change ? Read to find out.

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

Huk · 126k words  ·  281  46 · 6.1k views

Enjoy!

Don't know why, but I have that Jame Bond feeling from this trailer/promo from Paw Patrol

We have the original Etta James' version and Queen Bey's version (From Cadillac Records)

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