Happy late 4th of July, folks! 💥 🇺🇸

Anyway, I’m going to be on vacation this week celebrating my mom’s birthday, but before I go I wanted to show my thanks for your kind words and support of The Mystic Knights so here is a fan-made theme song of the series. Though, I must warn you I am not a song writer I mostly specialize in parody songs, so yeah, this is a parody song of The Great Adventure by Steven Curtis Chapman.

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I wonder if people are going to hate me... even more, once they find out that I'm probably Cozy Glow's father...

What's with all the talk of variously colored pills?
I say the only good pill is the pill, that keeps your secret relationship a secret. Birth Control!

Mom: WHY IS MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT?!
Son: A miracle? Like Jesus?
Dad: WHO'S THE FATHER?!
*Girl nervously glances at her brother*
Daughter: God?

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Now that we've entered the rebirth phase of my OCs' stories, figured I'd make a sketch showing off later phases in their twenties. While their relationship is meant to be portrayed as primarily wholesome, they are a married couple, and what do married couples in healthy dynamics tend to do from time to time?

You get the idea.

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Team Illuminati's submission:

The team was sent to a small town in the human world nestled between a couple mountains. A beautiful rural town with friendly locals. GOB had told them that the reading would be at the town’s library.

The three entered the building to see the children waiting around a chair. They looked eager to hear the story they were promised.

“Alright, Sentinel you’re reading right?” Reneighah asked.

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Vampire Epoch

A poem by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: A creepypasta poem about a monk from ancient Ireland who gets turned into a vampire against his will.

Original Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3252034/1/Vampire-Epoch

Original Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Epoch-532887151

Original Link 3: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Epoch

Original Link 4: https://emmaleedowns.wordpress.com/2015/05/14/vampire-epoch

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I used to work at this pizza place while I was going through university. The bosses I originally had when I first started working there (I later found out) were married first cousins. As in the children of the aunt/ uncle on both sides getting married. I thought it was a little strange (I couldn't picture myself marrying any of my first cousins, or the children of my uncles or aunts) but they seemed happy so I didn't really question things.

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I Don't Miss Watching Television Or Watching The News

I've been television free for about ten years now. I found other ways to entertain myself such as reading books (I know shocking right?), watching stuff on YouTube, hanging out on various websites, and spending a lot of time outdoors.

But it seems like the more I try to give the middle finger to television programs and the news, they always manage to pop up somewhere else in my social media feeds and whatnot.

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A decade has gone by since I first began this journey, pitting six different monsters within the confines of the lands of harmony, starting as a nine chapter one off about a stupid ice-frog from Devil May Cry 4. It had long since expanded into the multi-part series "Elements Change the Dark Hearts", threaded with an overarching plot asking WHY they were brought here, then further made into other projects, with recently capping off with a physical book of the original story. To say I'm proud of

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I mean, it's not my birthday YET, but I wanna mention it now anyway. No need to make two posts, after all.

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Hey friends! Guess who's currently in the middle of a nine-hour train ride? This loser! I'm heading back to NYC a bit early for Thanksgiving. So, while I try to decide whether it's worth it to go buy an overpriced sandwich from the snack cart, I figured I might as well give you guys some updates. Let's go!

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I'm amazed... Simply amazed that we've made it this far. 199 followers, we're just one guy or gal from making 200 followers. That's just... It's amazing to think about. Knowing that almost 200 people really care about what I produce is... It's a blessing, and I thank God for giving me the ability to draw all of you in with my creativity. But I have to ask you, all of you. Are you all willing to support me if and when I quit writing MLP fiction and move on to original fiction? Will you all still

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Last time, on the OC Apprentice; the contestants finally arrived to the GOB Manor and eventually met GOB himself. Coalstone tried to attack the God but was instead kicked to the curb. GOB gave them all the scoop on what will be happening in the future and wished the players luck. Since then, the contestants have been getting comfy in their new home. Some more comfy than others…

#Shrekt's Submission.

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Things Bronies Say: Part Two

Here is part two of my Things Bronies Say series. I hope you will like it. You can find part one here.

Enjoy.

1. Sunset Shimmer is literally the worst villain in the whole MLP franchise and she was reformed too quickly. I hope that she won't appear in any more movies after this one!

*One movie later.*

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Today I am going to tell you a true funny story that happened one day when I took a small day trip up to the Grand Canyon.

At some point during my visit to the iconic national park, I was just chilling on a park bench when this squirrel comes up to me and starts speaking in some kind of squirrel language I suppose.

So I say, 'Oh hello little squirrel have you come to say hello?'

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Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I had some of my MLP: FIM poetry taken from this story collection here read on YouTube by a very awesome site member called PonyStemCell. Be sure to check out his FimFiction.Net profile as well as his

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Lyra Explains: How Computers Were Made (Humor)

A well researched (lol cakes) history of computers by Lyra Alluse AKA Emma Lee Downs.

A long time ago in ancient Rome some ancient scientist type dudes were bored. So they put a bunch of wheels and cogs together into a box and did a voodoo dance.

The voodoo dance activated the cogs which turned and flipped numbers at the top of the box counting down dates. This was the world's first computer known as the Antikythera Mechanism.

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English Is A Tough Language

English is kind of complicated. I often revert to speaking French, Korean, Chinese, or Japanese (or a combination of all of these at once) because they make more sense. :P

Reasons English is a weird language:

1. There are a bunch of variations of a word that are pronounced the same, but they are spelled different and mean different things.

Such as to, too, two. There, there, their. Where, wear. Tare, Tear. Bare, Bear. So on and so forth.

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