With my most recent, sweet, happy, cuddly, and utterly tame story out of the way, do you know what's next for me? Do you know time it is? Go ahead, guess, I dare you.
Ah well, I'm feeling generous, so here, have a preview:

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This post is really only relevant to the linked story I just published, so spoilers ahead. Kind of. I'd still suggest reading the story first.

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I've been up since 3am and my eyes aren't even burning. You know what I'm thinking of....?

I wrote a story tonight. It's about Anon and Applejack and a chair. It's dumb. It's simple and dumb. It's even rated Teen. But it might make a few of you laugh a little anyway, so have at if you like.

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There's not much to say. It's dumb and short and I hope it makes some of you laugh a little. I had some free time and wanted to give those of you who read it a giggle. Enjoy.
And if you don't enjoy it?
Get fucked, I don't care, I have wine.

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Unlike usual where we have guests, this is our end of the year shindig. It's just Priest, Me, Milk, Enigma, Rav, and Flam, hanging out, talking with viewers, and answering literally any question you guys have. AMA. All of us will answer, any of us will answer. It's going to be super relaxed and drinking and fun. We'll go to whenever. You might even hear me sing. ;)

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Yes! I have returned! This time not to complain though. I need a favor internet, can someone please track down the post/picture that gives common words with it's synonyms listed? I'm writing and well... My wording could use a little pizazz so it doesn't seem so 2D.

Thanks in advance! Hopefully I can actually release something soon, my only real issue is if I should wait and release the whole story, or release as I write. I'm not very consistent, sooo...

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Really, I have 1600+ stories in my read later folder, something is wrong with me. That is an excessive amount of stories I need to read, and the list only keeps getting longer. SOMEONE STOP MY MADNESS! EVEN WORSE, IT DISTRACTS ME FROM WRITING MY OWN, SHITTY STORIES, SINCE I FIND EVERYONE ELSE'S WRITING WAY BETTER.

Send help to:
Electric Aura
17 Blizzard Boulevard
Cloudsdale, Equestria 97511

I really need to stop these late night blogs that are me just spewing random crap.

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Chapter 16:

“It’s not a loss until you quit!” I exclaimed.

Victory or death! —Sweetie Belle probably

They shook their heads. It was obvious that I was losing them. Still, our goal was to gain our cutie marks, and we had to see the mission through together. I couldn’t let them abandon me in my time of need. I had to—make them stay in the water!

Why do they have to stay in the water?
*Suspicion intensifies*

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Don't laugh. It's a serious problem for unicorns.

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We'll be starting shortly, and we have a very special guest who is not at all intimidating, Wanderer D. Yeah. That's right. Don't ask me how, but we got him, it's happening. So come drink with us on a damn Thursday, be fun, swear a lot, and ask questions as we try desperately not to say anything that will get us banned.
God... I... man I hope I don't get anybody banned.

-Pencil

Hello everypony and you dirty cloppers! This is Discord Speaking in for the poor sickly Silent Author. The poor drunken bastard has taken a sick day but was so very happy to have yours truly cameo in his filthy and poorly edited story. ;3

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We're with Flammenwerfer, who I am quite fond of, and we'll be answering questions, saying Merry Christmas, and being fun shitlords who actually like each other. It should be a fun way to say goodbye to 2016, damn its eyes, and welcome in a new year.
I'll post something awesome tomorrow, probably not a story, but yeh.

GO HERE:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Let's get drunk. And stuff.

-Pencil

Heeeeeey....
So, it's the daily podcast, and today we have another big name, named MerlosTheMad who is a genuinely nice person. No. Seriously. He's a nice guy. What's he doing with us? HAH god only knows, but hey! He's here! Let's hope we don't traumatize him too much.
We'll still have drinking words, we'll still have gross and fun, and I'll still yell a lot.

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Hey folks, just letting you know that the next chapter of The Iron Horse is finished and is in the editing stage. Green's working on an illustration, too. All things considered, I'm aiming for a release either Sunday or Monday, if possible.

Also, another one of the older chapters has an illustration. Check below the break to see the first meeting between Turing Test and Maud from "Giggle at the Ghost in the Machine, Part 4!"

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HahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahaHAHA HA HAHA HAAAAH!

Yaaaay. Here you go. I did a thing I said I might do. Anyway, I'll work on more important things soon

See you later for the podcast, and have a nice weekend.

-Pencil

You can read it here. It's really stupid and mean.

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Yes, really, really.

Micheal 'Boobz N' Explozions!!!' Bay, and a teenage, live-action Dora 'Swiper, no swiping!' the Explorer. Currently aiming to defile a cinema near you in the year 2019.

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Wowzers, did somebody slam their head against the cray button until both broke, or what, huh?

You know, I'd normally never end a blog on two clips, but both these seem too appropriate not to share.

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