What's on Tap (It's gonna be messy) · 7:44am Aug 29th, 2016
With my most recent, sweet, happy, cuddly, and utterly tame story out of the way, do you know what's next for me? Do you know time it is? Go ahead, guess, I dare you.
Ah well, I'm feeling generous, so here, have a preview:
THAT'S MUFUCKIN RIGHT!!!!
I'm pretty sure many of you will guess what's under that warning tag. If it's not gore, and it's not sex, then it must be....hmmmm. Needless to say, many of my new followers expecting cute stuff are bound to be disappointed (I'm not sorry). Anyway, I've always wanted to write this story, and I'm gonna. I'll also be working on another story all this next month, one that's been incomplete for far too long. I'll leave that one a mystery until the next part goes up, but be assured that it's a sad one. There will also be new LWTSIW whenever I can't sleep or hate myself enough to give it a shot.
So, in summary, sad and gross incoming this next month.
I'm going back to my roots, baby.
-Pencil
It is good to have you back.
Is it like when you have a watch that you never take off, don't shower for a bit, then your wrist starts smelling like parmesan?
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...I have never experienced this.
Is...is this a thing? I need confirmation.
4179366
As someone who never takes off his watch for any reason ever and used to have bad hygiene habits, I can assure you that this is a thing.
It only happens if the watch strap is silicone.
4179370
That is so, so disgusting.
I may just use it in a story.
4179371
Yay I'm helpful.
4179357 That like a wrist version of dick cheese?
Hey AP, you ever use dick cheese in a story?
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Nope! Writing about crusty vaginas that look grilled cheese is probably plenty for me for a lifetime.
She's eating cheese in the picture. I think we all know what's about to happen in this story.
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I... can actually confirm this.
I used to have bands on my arms when I was in highschool (because having multiple ballers, bracelets, and watches used to be cool).
I didn't feel comfortable with loose bands dangling around my wrist, so I moved them a little further up where friction would hold them in place.
Needless to say, they were tight and more comfortable, but, as I learned later, prevented my skin from breathing.
I took them off at night, and voila!
The skin have become grayish, somewhat slimy, and the moldy smell comes to you similar to when you take your sweaty socks off after a busy session at the gym.
I didn't wear any arm ornaments after that.
I like the picture <3
4179366 It's about as easy as looking at your profile picture to figure out what this story is going to be about
Looking at the picture, I'm going to have to assume the warning is for excessive and disgusting cheese eating and cheese related puns.
The chapter title made me chuckle so hard
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Oh you poor dear...
4180073 Whatever it is. I'll be sure to check it out.
ME. WANT. THIS. NOW
I hope you somehow make Spike a victim in this one. I don't hate him, but you always somehow make his suffering enjoyable...
My body is ready, my dear.