Right now, Slice of Cheese is the only story on the whole website with L'il Cheese tagged as a character.

Since they've got no canon personality - hell, not even a canon gender right now - it's kind of wild to think I'm the first person to really lay a claim to my vision of them. And considering it's at the top of the feature box right now, how it might end up being a defining one to how people think of the character.

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Ah geez, I just realised what obscure holiday is coming up in three weeks. For the past three or so years I've been trying to write a story for such a dumb holiday, but I never got around to doing it.

Well, I found a way to cheese it out. Everyone will hate me for doing it, but I'll hate myself if I don't do it.

Tried to like it, but...no. Imagine if chewee (gum) had the texture of a used racing tire while chewing it. Even as a hard cheese, I can't like it. Not even on a cracker, as it's meant to be eaten. That taste always throws me off.

Very sad times.

You simply can't beat classic mature cheddar! (Or the stronger Vintage Cheddar for extra bite!)

If any of you haven't seen Red Leicester before, here's what it looks like:

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Hi guys, just letting you know that I offered to edit Toonsgirl's story The Singing Heart and will probably not post chapters as often. I'm also working on a one shot about Cheese.

MY BODY.....

HNNNNNNGH!

-Pencil

Normally, this would be good news but my dad and I got it from the graveyard that was once Chuck-E-Cheese.

When I went in there, it was like a hurricane hit the place. All the games were gone or being torn down, kitchen was gutted with most of the dishes left behind and most of the toys were bagged and ready for shipping.

I actually felt dead inside.

Anyone ate these before?

I'm 35 today and my stomach decided to celebrate by getting me a virus that makes it impossible to keep anything down.

I just wish this thing would hurry up and evolve total organ failure so I can be done with it.

Za, the bestest and possibly most cheesy way to spend your day!

Imo the sauce makes it or breaks it!

My fave has to be Triple Pepperoni!

What's yours!?

Stay Cheesy, Daisy!

Sorry I missed checking in last month. I don't know if life is as crazy for everyone right now as it is for me... but man!

I am writing in earnest again, a short fic about Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich and marital bliss.

Even though my birthday was three weeks ago, I still got a present. Granted, my Mom ordered it online when I told her I wanted it, so...

Anyway, here it is! Just came here today.

Let's be honest, I'm not very interested in MLP merch. This guy here is one of the few things that interest me.

(I kinda want a Pinkie Pie to go with him now, but I've already asked too much).

A man sits at a table in front of a mirror.
Before him is some cheese,
a knife
and a single coin.
He picks up the coin and flips it.
Heads cheese, tails knife.

The coin lands.
Tails.
The man picks up the knife...
and thrusts it into his throat.

The man dies.
What happens after this event?
There's nobody left.

End scene

Cheese Sandwich’s cutie mark kinda looks like an accordion.

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1. Mozzarella
2. Gruyere
3. Gouda
4. Muenster
5. Mascarpone
6. Provolone
7. Ricotta
8. Brie
9. Parmesan
10. Cheddar

I have completed the first draft of a new short that I've been working on since... December? I can't remember now. I've been far too busy to keep track of details like that, but that does mean that we're getting closer to posting! I've got to take another pass at it to do corrections and flesh out some parts, but I'm happy with how it is shaping up!

So, anyone interested in the story of that time Pinkie Pie decided it was time to make foals, stay tuned!

We've all seen about a million ship lovefoal OCs, and Cheese Pie is certainly no exception. But today, I'm here to pose a different question: could Pinkie and Cheese actually have an existing canon character as a daughter?

Obviously, the thought sounds crazy at first, but let's take a moment to review Pinkie and Cheese's physical traits.

Pinkie Pie

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I was having such a great, ordinary night.

Watching 24 with Brady, eating spaghetti....

Then Witcher 3 taught me the word tyromancy, or mages attempting to decipher omens and prophecies through the coagulation of cheese.

Yes. This was an actual thing in the middle ages. Cheese. Predicting the future THROUGH CHEESE.

I am so far beyond done right now.

So I've finally found a consistent time in my schedule to work on writing. I should be releasing every other week, starting next week. Thank you all for being patient, and sticking with me while I sorted things out.

Now if you'll excuse me dear reader, I've got smut to write.

Hey everypony, I'm back with a follow up to my last one. Yoshi Greenwater posted this and I thought it was funny. You should check out the other works on the channel if you havent already.