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Feb
13th
2017

Happy forever alone day · 9:08pm Feb 13th, 2017

I decided to make tomorrow's forever alone day post early.

Here is my reminder that you're worthless and nobody loves you, and that you only add value to society if you have a same-race heterosexual relationship, buy lots of valentine day gifts, and never try to get an abortion.

Love!

Report Kaidan · 321 views · #Sarcasm
Dec
27th
2013

Grinder · 6:11am Dec 27th, 2013

I'm so glad to see the positive response to my new story. It's really uplifting.

I didn't quite expect people to like it as much as they did.

Thanks again, guys.

-grinder seal2

Report harpseal2 · 132 views · #sarcasm
Feb
2nd
2017

89% of people who don't follow me support necrophilia. · 5:38pm Feb 2nd, 2017

I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. So don't ask for sources, I have the best sources. Incredible sources, you know, the kind of sources that will make our website great again.

People ask me how do I know so many great sources of information, it's because I don't follow the fake news. Equestria daily, they run these fake polls, the worst polls. Pathetic.

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Report Kaidan · 445 views · #Sarcasm
Feb
24th
2016

Hey Kids!!!! · 11:10pm Feb 24th, 2016

Hey kids, one of these stories doesn't belong.
Can you figure it out?

Sep
16th
2015

Random random random late night post · 10:50pm Sep 16th, 2015

I have to be up in 5 hours :pinkiecrazy: Buttttt I'm still not done with my raport......:facehoof:

Must...get...a 6!:twistnerd:

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandomnesssssss

I'm so tired.
Potatoes.
Monkeys.
Colors.

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Jul
28th
2016

"The Best Day Ever" · 6:16pm Jul 28th, 2016

1. Woke up by getting shot with Nerf guns and a bucket of water
2. A/C broke in the house, it's 93 degrees
3. Lost drawing pad stylus
4. headsets broke
5. My mom and sister are arguing about rehearsal schedules, can't use anything to stop the sound because of 4.
6. No shampoo and conditioner
7. Brother took my money again

Can this day get any better?

May
2nd
2018

Best sarcastic phrase ever. · 11:12pm May 2nd, 2018

Jan
30th
2019

Guess I have time to write · 8:02am January 30th

Spent today getting ready for a meeting with my job coach. Cause I want to find a job, but the job search ever continues. That got cancelled due to the awful weather the Midwest is having. Everything's closed for like two days due to the conditions and you don't want to be outside for more than five minutes if that before you get frostbite or something. I didn't cancel our meeting- they did cause damn the weather is being a right annoying lady right now.

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Aug
12th
2015

That Feel When... · 9:22pm Aug 12th, 2015

...your new story consistently teeters one or two heat-spots away from hitting the feature box, for two whole days. :raritydespair:

I'M NOT BITTER :ajbemused:


Seriously though, I don't actually care. :pinkiesmile: I just think it's funny that for some reason the suspense still gets to me.

Also, I might need to replace my F5 key.

Oct
30th
2018

Newsies #8 · 12:00am Oct 30th, 2018

So, yeah! Carnivore went over just awesomely, didn’t it? Didn’t it?!
But, yeah, I can’t really blame everyone. After taking a step back and looking it over, I realized that the story really isn’t that good. It’s a bit disjointed, doesn’t mesh well, it’s pacing is shot and the characters are all, well . . . out of character. Especially Derpy and Rainbow. Neither really acts like themselves in it.

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Jun
26th
2016

Thought of the day · 3:54am Jun 26th, 2016

I really hate communism. It just grinds my gears. Grr.

Feb
28th
2017

Quick little oneshit story about not liking things. · 9:09pm Feb 28th, 2017

Jul
10th
2015

How Lovely... · 2:11pm Jul 10th, 2015

I missed the latest episode. If someone could post a link or EqD post with links to it that would be very nice.

The next chapter (10) of TOM will be coming out in a week or so. I just came back from the worst vacation I've had in my life so far so I might take a little longer then normal to finish typing it.

Nov
9th
2018

Writing: How To Be A Popular Author in Three Easy Steps (not clickbait) · 3:35am Nov 9th, 2018

That’s right, folks, today only I’m telling y’all the three biggest secrets to becoming a popular author! And there’s no need to send me three easy installments of $19.95 (although of course you certainly can if you want to).


Source

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Dec
5th
2015

Commission/Pateron signal boost. AND Chapter Update. · 1:42am Dec 5th, 2015

Sep
28th
2017

Chapter spamming Weaver · 12:25pm Sep 28th, 2017

Since I want Weaver to get maximum update time, I'm gonna post chapters over a few hours in a day instead of all at once. Still gonna be in groups of three, so there's more to read!

Expect 'em tomorrow, nerds.

-Moonie

Dec
7th
2015

Great news, everypony! :D · 9:14pm Dec 7th, 2015

Disclaimer: If you cannot handle sarcasm, do not continue reading. Side effects of not understanding sarcasm include confusion, misunderstanding, and general disgust of this blog post.
Like the blog title said, I have great news!

waaaaiiiit for itttttt


I have pneumonia!
Yay!!!!!
Apparently I've had it for almost a week and a half, and my doctor doesn't want me to go to school until Wednesday, if then. Gotta love makeup work from the week before exams! :D

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