I decided to make tomorrow's forever alone day post early.

Here is my reminder that you're worthless and nobody loves you, and that you only add value to society if you have a same-race heterosexual relationship, buy lots of valentine day gifts, and never try to get an abortion.

Love!

I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. So don't ask for sources, I have the best sources. Incredible sources, you know, the kind of sources that will make our website great again.

People ask me how do I know so many great sources of information, it's because I don't follow the fake news. Equestria daily, they run these fake polls, the worst polls. Pathetic.

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Hey kids, one of these stories doesn't belong.
Can you figure it out?

I have to be up in 5 hours Buttttt I'm still not done with my raport......

Must...get...a 6!

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandomnesssssss

I'm so tired.
Potatoes.
Monkeys.
Colors.

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1. Woke up by getting shot with Nerf guns and a bucket of water
2. A/C broke in the house, it's 93 degrees
3. Lost drawing pad stylus
4. headsets broke
5. My mom and sister are arguing about rehearsal schedules, can't use anything to stop the sound because of 4.
6. No shampoo and conditioner
7. Brother took my money again

Can this day get any better?

Spent today getting ready for a meeting with my job coach. Cause I want to find a job, but the job search ever continues. That got cancelled due to the awful weather the Midwest is having. Everything's closed for like two days due to the conditions and you don't want to be outside for more than five minutes if that before you get frostbite or something. I didn't cancel our meeting- they did cause damn the weather is being a right annoying lady right now.

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...your new story consistently teeters one or two heat-spots away from hitting the feature box, for two whole days.

I'M NOT BITTER

Seriously though, I don't actually care. I just think it's funny that for some reason the suspense still gets to me.

Also, I might need to replace my F5 key.

So, yeah! Carnivore went over just awesomely, didn’t it? Didn’t it?!
But, yeah, I can’t really blame everyone. After taking a step back and looking it over, I realized that the story really isn’t that good. It’s a bit disjointed, doesn’t mesh well, it’s pacing is shot and the characters are all, well . . . out of character. Especially Derpy and Rainbow. Neither really acts like themselves in it.

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I really hate communism. It just grinds my gears. Grr.

You can read it here. It's really stupid and mean.

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I missed the latest episode. If someone could post a link or EqD post with links to it that would be very nice.

The next chapter (10) of TOM will be coming out in a week or so. I just came back from the worst vacation I've had in my life so far so I might take a little longer then normal to finish typing it.

So, while browsing through images on Derpibooru specifically Comments Locked Down I noticed a few posts by TheSmilingPony. I swear I'm not stalking it, I swear.

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That’s right, folks, today only I’m telling y’all the three biggest secrets to becoming a popular author! And there’s no need to send me three easy installments of $19.95 (although of course you certainly can if you want to).

Source

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Hello again boys and girls,

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Since I want Weaver to get maximum update time, I'm gonna post chapters over a few hours in a day instead of all at once. Still gonna be in groups of three, so there's more to read!

Expect 'em tomorrow, nerds.

-Moonie

Disclaimer: If you cannot handle sarcasm, do not continue reading. Side effects of not understanding sarcasm include confusion, misunderstanding, and general disgust of this blog post.
Like the blog title said, I have great news!

waaaaiiiit for itttttt

I have pneumonia!
Yay!!!!!
Apparently I've had it for almost a week and a half, and my doctor doesn't want me to go to school until Wednesday, if then. Gotta love makeup work from the week before exams! :D

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