89% of people who don't follow me support necrophilia. · 5:38pm Feb 2nd, 2017
I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. So don't ask for sources, I have the best sources. Incredible sources, you know, the kind of sources that will make our website great again.
People ask me how do I know so many great sources of information, it's because I don't follow the fake news. Equestria daily, they run these fake polls, the worst polls. Pathetic.
We all know Puppet to her Fame won "most read fimfic ever" if you don't count the millions of dead Bronies who changed IPs to read illegally. It's just another attempt of sore losers to hide the grim dark from you.
I'll appoint a special reviewer to throw "my little dashie" in jail. They say my little Dashie is the most read story of all time. Lies. Sad. My little Dashie wants to take away your guns... But hey maybe some of those second amendment people will take care of it for us.
Lastly we need to ban all authors under 1000 followers from signing up for the website. You can't trust them. They want to post shit fics, bad self-inserts, the worst. Crossovers, alternate universes, cosplay in Equestria, stories about peaches . they're all bad hombres. I mean I know some good new authors. A few. But build a wall to keep the plebs out and I'll make knighty pay for it.
Also join my group called The_Kaidan. You can come get real news from me there, without all those fake citations. Alternative facts. Vote Kaidan for fim fic admin 2017 and make fim fiction elitist again.
P. S. Don't believe knighty's lies that there are no elections for site admin. He just doesn't want you to vote, that's why he posts so many rules to keep you out of the polls. Sad.
Mr. Kaidan? It's The Onion on line two?
I second and approve this.
true or not/sarcastic or not, I wouldn't care, I'd still approve of it
Make Kaidan great again.
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They have the best facts. Great facts. Alternative facts. Reminds me of an article from the UK version of the onion. Turns out if Queen Elizabeth uses her ceremonial sword to kill Trump, she can't be prosecuted. British consider America still subjects of the crown, so she could give him a swift beheading. The best beheading. No one's head rolls like his. No one.
Who else here read the whole thing in Stephen Colbert's Trump-impersonation voice?
I know I did.
I would like to subscribe to your alternative facts newsletter please.
This sums up in one post how Trump bluffed his way to presidency. Clearly expecting to be caught at this point, he continues on bluffing :p
...Beautiful...
...Simply beautiful...
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If there's one thing I've learned about being president
is that sometimes
your penis gets really dry
10/10
Will vote 4 U
Make Rp legal again!
Kaidan Is FAKE NEWS
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He has the best impersonation, ask anyone. You know, I was talking to Alec Baldwin after dinner last night and he said Colbert does it better.... It's not in the news but just call him and ask him. He said it. Colbert does a better Trump impression than me.
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You know age and gender can't determine who is a threat, so even though you're five you're going to stay detained until you find some way to convince me you're not a threat.... Some way to fix this dry itchy penis...
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Typical, pathetic my little Dashie fans who can't accept they lost the poll. Love!
4407060 "I'm your host, killerr kaidaannnn!
Lee's get roooiiight into the neeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwss"
I screw dead ponies.
Totally forgot about this until just now. Where better to put it? I vote contestant #3.
4406940 We all did.
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They said no one read my blog, they lied. I was told this blog got the biggest standing pony ovation since Neighton Manning at the superbowl. EQD doesn't report that.
4408578 XD but I was clapping to how well you intimidated his style of talking bullshit.
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Replying to comments like him is even more fun!
You know this because you don't follow fake news, and now I know this because I follow explicitly not fake news.