Dec
7th
2015
Great news, everypony! :D · 9:14pm Dec 7th, 2015
Disclaimer: If you cannot handle sarcasm, do not continue reading. Side effects of not understanding sarcasm include confusion, misunderstanding, and general disgust of this blog post.
Like the blog title said, I have great news!
waaaaiiiit for itttttt
I have pneumonia!
Yay!!!!!
Apparently I've had it for almost a week and a half, and my doctor doesn't want me to go to school until Wednesday, if then. Gotta love makeup work from the week before exams! :D
Almost a third of my right lung is filled with fluid, and it takes me a few extra hours to fall asleep at night OWING TO THE FACT THAT EVERY FEW MINUTES I BREAK OUT INTO A COUGHING FIT! Yay me!
Anyway how are you guys doing?
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anonymousjedi · 389 views
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#pneumonia
#sarcasm
#does anyone ever read any of these blogs anyway
#or at least the tags
#like agghhhhhh
#ok ok i should stop ranting
#also it's 4:13 PM right now
#FOUR THIRTEEN COUNTDOWN TO THE RECKONING
#I CAN'T SPELL
#AAAAGGGHHH
#aaagghhh
#i just want to watch netflix and pass my exams
I read your hashtags. And dang that sucks. I had the flu last year and completely missed my exams, had to make them up in the next semester.
Oh crap.
Hope you get better soon, man. 
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yusss someone read themand thanks!
hopefully i'll be A OK for exams
too bad about those exams you missed :(
3600637 thanks!
3600657 it's cool I got more time to study for them
3600714 that's good
And I was the one who thought I had pnuemonia...
3600888 oh joy maybe we are pneumonia twins!
3600914 But I don't have pnuemonia! Which is what made this ironic.
3600963 okay good we aren't twins
then whoever shipped us can still ship us
i can't remember who it was because i can barely think today