MA Bartender in Equestria
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When Killian falls down a hole behind his Emerald Isles home he finds himself face to face with a new world that seemingly clashes with his sense of design. How does this bartending designer cope? Alcohal and Ponies of course!
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Dec

28th

2016

No Title (You're welcome) · 10:54pm Dec 28th, 2016

Hello everypony and you dirty cloppers! This is Discord Speaking in for the poor sickly Silent Author. The poor drunken bastard has taken a sick day but was so very happy to have yours truly cameo in his filthy and poorly edited story. ;3

What the feck? Get out of my blog you abomination fruit cake! It's all your fault the latest chapter is so serious!

Don't mind him folks he's still laid up in bed with a sicky wicky bucket. The new chapter is out! Enjoy it and if you don't well that's your prerogative. Go spend some time making chaos!

Well there you go guys. The new chapter is finally out and I'm going to hunch over the bucket.

Report SilentAuthor · 319 views · Story: A Bartender in Equestria · #Discord I'm howling at the moon #sleeping in the middle of uh #wtf get out of here!

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