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Really Punny Stories

These stories have puns in their humor and are generally considered 'Comedy'

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TOral Pleasing Is The Law
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Luna has been stuck on the moon for a millennium and is out of practice when it comes to using her mouth.
Non-con
Celestia
Luna
Bad Dragon · 2.2k words · 17 22 · 432 views
TPantyhose Warrior
Equestria Girls
Dark
Comedy
Drama
Wallflower Blush finds herself in a tight spot.
Fetish
Human
Sunset Shimmer
Wallflower Blush
Bad Dragon · 6k words · 13 27 · 442 views
EYou get to be an Alicorn, you get to be an Alicorn, everypony gets to be an Alicorn!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Celestia explains why Alicorns are superior.
Celestia
Bad Dragon · 1000 words · 72 12 · 1.1k views
TBad Dragon's Short Stories
MLP: FiM
Anthology
Got a minute? It will take you even less to read one of these unrelated short stories designed for instant reader’s gratification.
Spike
Bad Dragon · 10k words · 34 39 · 1k views
TSweetie Bot annoys Sunny
MLP: FiM
MLP Gen 5
Comedy
Sci-Fi
A century has passed, but the immortal Sunny Starscout still fights for harmony.
Sweetie Belle
Sunny Starscout
Bad Dragon · 4.8k words · 37 8 · 687 views
ENickering Knickers!
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Pants! PAANNNTTTS!
Trixie
Starlight Glimmer
Sassy Saddles
GroaningGreyAgony · 1k words · 28 0 · 519 views
TA BriefCase Of A-Maze-Ing Teamwork
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Mystery
Anon accidentally gets roped into a secret mission with Special Agent Sweetie Drops. It goes just about as poorly as expected.
Profanity
Second Person
Human
Bon-Bon
Other
Anon
anonpencil · 5.1k words · 157 12 · 2.7k views
TPeace of Mind
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Twilight is planning a party for Equestria's latest residency anniversary! Rainbow Dash has one little problem with it though. The Beer.
Profanity
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Flutterpriest · 1k words · 73 6 · 1.4k views
EMy Little Punnies
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anthology
A collection of very short stories that set up bad puns or word avalanches.
OC
Other
Main 6
AstralMouse · 6.4k words · 141 1 · 1.6k views
EThe UnstopPUBle Party
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Twilight has to host a very special party for her two new friends, Crystal Wishes and Golden Pants. But she needs a little help from Discord to make it work.
Alt. Universe
Twilight
OC
Discord
Other
anonpencil · 1.8k words · 43 3 · 692 views
TCrown Of Thorns
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Diamond Tiara gets lost in the woods, and her father wants you to go look for her. You find her, and something unexpected...
Second Person
Human
Diamond Tiara
Filthy Rich
Anon
Timberwolves
anonpencil · 8.3k words · 54 26 · 2.3k views
TThe OwO Mark
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Flurry Heart accidentally finds her special talent one day at the Crystal Palace. She discovers she can speak the long lost language of “Ou-wou”. Or at least, that’s what her parents are saying.
Alt. Universe
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Flutterpriest · 1.1k words · 284 23 · 4.5k views
TNerdy Mares Make Do
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Applejack inspires Twilight to try making new friends. Twilight doesn't really get what Applejack is puttin down.
Sex
Twilight
Applejack
OC
Flutterpriest · 1.1k words · 122 7 · 2k views
EThe Royal Duel
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Shining claims that Royalty can't defend themselves. Prince Blueblood takes great offense to this and challenges him to a duel. He has made a -grave- mistake.
Celestia
Prince Blueblood
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flutterpriest · 1.2k words · 578 25 · 8.2k views
TBerry's Bottom Orphan
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Berry Punch runs into Scootaloo at a bar. Anything could happen, but the one thing she didn't expect was this.
Scootaloo
Berry Punch
Flutterpriest · 1.4k words · 86 5 · 1.5k views
TBuilding Trust
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
You've come to find that pony furniture is completely unusable for you. To fix that, you've decided to make some furniture of your own! That should be easy enough, right?
Profanity
Second Person
Human
Applejack
Anon
anonpencil · 1.2k words · 139 9 · 3.9k views
TPrincess Equestria and the Eleventeen Fragments of the Friendship Chalice
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Will Princess Equestria succeed in deleting the frogs and saving Horsetania?
Alt. Universe
OC
Other
GroaningGreyAgony · 9.5k words · 23 2 · 1.1k views
T“Cumin,” Sighed Rainbow Dash
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Rainbow Dash buys some bagels. It turns out to be not as straightforward as she thought.
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie
Rarity
OC
GroaningGreyAgony · 1.1k words · 35 3 · 1.1k views
TPinkamena’s Wake
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Pinkie has a bad Hairdra day, but she’ll make sure everypony else has fun again.
Crossover
Pinkie
Main 6
GroaningGreyAgony · 5.6k words · 45 2 · 1.6k views
EA Dab of Hashery
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
A simple Bull and Pony tale, where gloves will find a way.
OC
Other
GroaningGreyAgony · 1.2k words · 16 0 · 543 views
TPinkie Pie Is A Balloon?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
After weeks of consideration, you've come to a startling conclusion: Pinkie Pie is actually a balloon! Now, how do you prove it?
Death
Second Person
Human
Pinkie
Main 6
Anon
anonpencil · 1.6k words · 89 6 · 3.4k views
EDash - like the punctuation?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Slice of Life
Rainbow Dash's name has a far different meaning to it. One that might be enough for the filly to despise a part of herself... and books.
Rainbow Dash
Derpy
Other
EverfreePony · 3.8k words · 124 6 · 2.3k views
TPrincess Cheese-It
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Cadance wants to spice up the bedroom a bit. But it may be just a bit too cheesy for Shining.
Sex
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flutterpriest · 2k words · 99 7 · 2.3k views
TRarity Makes You Beautiful
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
When you're feeling a little ugly, who better to turn to than Rarity? She'll generously make you look your best... even if that means a few unexpected minor alterations.
Second Person
Human
Rarity
Other
Anon
anonpencil · 3.5k words · 210 10 · 4.9k views

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