“Cumin,” Sighed Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash buys some bagels. It turns out to be not as straightforward as she thought.

Rated “Teen” for innuendo. Cover art by “Sweetie Belle.”

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Griseus

Griseus #1 · Mar 11th, 2015 · · ·

I love cumin. On Bagels, that is. And 17 is prime, also.

CassandraMyOCisBestpony

CassandraMyOCisBestpony #2 · Mar 11th, 2015 · 1 · ·

Cumin doesn't just sound like something dirty, it smells that way too.

VitalSpark

VitalSpark #3 · Mar 11th, 2015 · 4 · ·

“‘I also want two cumin,’ sighed Rainbow Dash!”

That was an awful lot of effort you went to to set up that pun.

GroaningGreyAgony

GroaningGreyAgony #4 · Mar 12th, 2015 · 1 · ·

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I like even primes, myself. I'm still waiting for the next one to turn up.

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To curry favor with me, you must favor curry.

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An awful pun deserves an awful effort, don't you think?

Griseus

Griseus #5 · Mar 12th, 2015 · · ·

5726850 You mean the two.

EpicShadowz

EpicShadowz #6 · Mar 13th, 2015 · · ·

Sounds so wrong...

VitalSpark

VitalSpark #7 · Mar 21st, 2015 · · ·

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I like even primes, myself. I'm still waiting for the next one to turn up.

I've never understood why two being the only even prime was always considered so special.

"Even" just means "multiple of two". Of course two is the only prime which is a multiple of two, just as three is the only prime that is a multiple of three, five is the only prime that is a multiple of five, etc.

Meridian Prime

Meridian Prime #8 · May 26th, 2015 · · ·

You have been sitting on my "to read" list for ages.
I have clearly made a mistake in waiting for SA to give me a kick up the arse and actually read something by you. This was the best set up for a terrible pun I have ever seen.

GroaningGreyAgony

GroaningGreyAgony #9 · May 30th, 2015 · · ·

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Thank you! I strive to be comprehensive, even when composing rude and silly jokes.

Seether00

Seether00 #10 · Sep 14th, 2015 · 1 · ·

What an awful pun.
+1

eraser

eraser #11 · Oct 6th, 2015 · · 1 ·

Too long.

GroaningGreyAgony

GroaningGreyAgony #12 · Oct 6th, 2015 · · ·

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I cannot make it much shorter. It is just 65 words longer than the very shortest story length that one can post on FIMFiction.net.

I could try removing all instances of “the”.

Admiral Biscuit

Admiral Biscuit #13 · Dec 3rd, 2015 · · ·

I missed the pun.

GroaningGreyAgony

GroaningGreyAgony #14 · Dec 3rd, 2015 · · ·

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The main title and the central line are homophonous with a certain stupid and obnoxious Internet meme that was making the rounds a few years back; namely, “I want to [achieve amatory culmination] inside Rainbow Dash.” As Rarity points out, it is not a perfect match, depending on how you pronounce ‘cumin’. This, and the chapter title, are the only puns the story was designed to contain; the rest is innuendo. I do refer in the first paragraph to another punny approach, which was written up as a story here.

PaulAsaran