Princess Equestria pursues a magical MacGuffin, which is broken down into numerous pieces so I can crank out an arbitrary number of episodes before the ending. If I get sick of it and end it early, she'll just find a whole bunch of pieces at once. Pies explode and dogs don lipstick. Somepony gets whacked. A sowbug crawls across a desk.
Will Horsetaria survive? Will the Princess ever find a pair of pants that burn as brightly as the last ones? Will rubbing your nose vigorously make a piece of paper stick to the back of your head? These and other questions are answered! Somewhere.
Chapters (6)
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Don't ask me why I like this. I couldn't tell you at all. But I find it great, and it's so drastically strange but with grammar decent enough to allow me to enjoy the story(?) properly.
This had better not be another My little Unicorn.
I was going to read this but then my brains started to melt from it
It's easier to learn Quantum Physics than to understand what the hell is going on in this story
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I was in fact inspired by this story. I wanted to see if I could write something similar and retain the cheerful galloping stupidity and surrealism while keeping rein on the grammar. Your words give me hope that I am succeeding. Thank you for the compliment!
This is absolutely hysterical. Keep up the excellent work.
Another chapter!
And it makes even less sense than the ones before it. I'm getting the distinct impression that when it comes to making sense, this story will be something of a downward spiral. But making sense would just slow it down. I love it. Continue!
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Please don't make me make sense. You wouldn't like me when I make sense.
Thank you for your kind words!
It updated! This makes me happy. Definitely keep up the good work.
Moonponies
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Thank you for the kind words! Writing this story makes me happy too, though perhaps measurably less sane.
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Moonponies have two hearts, so they love and tolerate you twice as much as a terrestrial pony ever could. Unfortunately, they drown when brought into our thick atmosphere, so you will never know what it feels like to stroke a moonpony's smooth scaly neck and feel its feathery antennae gently palpate you as it snuggles happily into your lap.
But I'm glad you think they're funny.
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I'm sorry, moonponies!
Oh man. After an eternal, agonizing five minutes of the blistering hellfire torment that is the FIMFic Front Page, it's great to come back to quality random. It's like a full-brain reboot.
This is a glorious thing and you should feel good about having created it. Eagerly looking forward to more.
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Thank you very much. I'm glad that the right people are getting it.
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So beautifully radom! Delicious. Nom nom nom nom
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I’m glad you like it!
I love that she moves the sun by shouting at it.
My brain has melted
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Mine, too. How do you think I wrote it?
What the actual fuck?
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A response I have come to expect and even appreciate. Thanks!
Is it better to cop a feel or feel a cop? I must know. For science.
Can the puns and wordplay get any worse?
I fear for my sanity.
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Depends. Will you risk jail to touch the tail?
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Yes, but it requires immense concentration and study on my part.
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I might.
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Okay, yes I would.
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It's worth it.
Goodness. This was an unexpected visit from another era. Delightful madness throughout. My thanks for it.
Ponygod, this is beautiful. GLORY TO EQUESTRIA