The interviews have drawn to a close. All goes according to the Administrator's plan... for the time being. A new threat, one that promises to definitively end the stalemate between RED and BLU, watches patiently and waits for an opportunity to strike.

It finds one.

As both sides struggle for survival, friendships are made, schemes are executed, trust is betrayed, and ponies are manipulated. All in the name of a worthy cause.

Such is the way of war.

Welcome to PvP - Pony versus Parasite.

Many thanks to Tarantad0 for the artwork and Sergiovan for proofreading the whole thing.

Sequel to Meet the Team: Pony Fortress 2. If you don't want to read the prequel, the first chapter (of this story, that is) should get you up to speed.

Death. When one is faced with the idea of it, it both terrifies and allures us. But in the case of one Grape Vine a corrupted lawyer who meets her end she meets death and has been chosen for some reason to take up the mantle of the grim reaper. See through the eyes and feelings of her as she deals with both her new job and what its means to be death.

Vinyl knew she loved him from the time she was very small...

And she knew it was wrong.
They had grown up together.
He was like a brother to her.

But she still loved him,
And it wasn't supposed to be that way...

But that didn't make it hurt any less.

Mr Howtobasic doesn't understand. One moment, he was teaching people how to do things in the correct manner, and the next, he's here in Equestria. Well, at least there are eggs around.

Dash has been having grotesque dreams, depicting the events of the well-known "Cupcakes," for the past six months. She decides to spend the day getting to know her pink friend more thoroughly, in hopes that a better understanding of her friend will cause the awful dreams to subside. While the day doesn't go exactly as intended, it does trigger a chain of events that could change life in Equestria, no, the world, forever.
Perhaps it wasn't just about Pinkie. Perhaps it wasn't just about Dash, either. Perhaps it was never just about the Cupcakes.

Note: This is a new version of an older story! If you've already read this, I highly suggest you read it again, as the writing and plot have become much better since the first edition.

For over a thousand years, the power to teleport things has been a high-level spell that unicorns can perform. But when Pinkie Pie hits upon a strange rule (to her) Twilight has to explain things to the pink pony.

EDIT: Holy cowbell, how the heck did this get featured? This is. well, not anywhere near my best work. How? HOW?

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

The Batter, a mare who hides her cutie mark and speaks with a slow, rustic drawl, must purify the zones that make up this world. It has to be done. It's better this way. A young pegasus named Cheerful Skies is cast down from the aether to guide her and be her Puppeteer with no knowledge. Only a lingering sense of doubt and dismay accompanies her as she tries to aid the Batter in her inexorable and holy quest.

(New cover art soon by Seldom Needy!)

What would happen if Pinkie had no memory's of being a crazy party planer, but instead, all she could remember was her sad, awful days on the farm. Will her friends be able to bring back the old Pinkie, or will she never remember? I hope everyone enjoys this story, I will try to make this a long story. Maybe around 10,000 words. Tags will be updated as the story goes on.
Special thanks to my editor Friendship is Magic, who spends a lot of hard work and time editing my story's.

Screw Loose had always been...different. When other foals wanted to sleep, she always wanted to play and have fun. Some ponies had always said she could compete with Pinkie Pie in terms of randomness. Receiving your Cutie Mark is seen as fate handing you your new life. But for Screw Loose, cruel fate has taken instead of given.

Special thanks to VexPon for the coverart!
DA. http://vexpon.deviantart.com/