Max works in a bar, hidden away from the views of the highly sophisticated and posh citizens of Canterlot City. Being human doesn't help improve his bar's reputation. But one day he'll learn that, if you stay in a certain place long enough, there will be ponies curious enough to trot through the door.

The bar's motto is "To mix drinks and change lives!"

Heavily inspired by the game VA-11 HALL-A
Rated Teen because reasons
Character Tags or "Regulars" will be added as story progresses
Featured on 16/05/2017 (Wow!)

It seems that every time I leave out one of my shirts, Fluttershy just has to put it on. She knows that ponies don't wear clothes, right?

So what else could this mean?

An idea created due to Flutterpriest's magnum opus, "Fluttershy Wants In Your Pants".

While fighting Merasmus, the mercenaries of RED find themselves sent into a world of colorful ponies by the Bombinomicon. Horrified by the experience (except maybe Pyro who seems a bit too happy), the crew will discover what life here is without getting to shoot things with Sasha. Being dangerous, they must be watched both during the day and night, although, how are they to watch Spy? Maybe Engineer can help them with their technology...nah.

No one knows what will happen to them while they're here, but the crew need to get back to their own world. How else are they supposed to get paid? I mean, really. They're fighting a wizard and they don't get anything for their efforts? Come on.

This story is a sequel to The King of All Traitors

Queen Chrysalis plan may have failed but in another world she has finally done it. Her plan to conquer Canterlot has succeeded and she now moves on to conquer the rest of Equestria. Betrayal spreads, suspicions arise and only Zecora is left to watch over the remaining ponies that were able to escape. And her only hope is that the young alicorn she met so long ago is able to save her own time so that peace may ensue in at least another world.

The battle with the changelings was fierce and Zecora was heavily injured in the process. A majority of the refugees they had been able to save were captured and now Zecora and co hide out in another part of the Forest with less than half the survivors strong enough to search.

Feeling they should keep watch a less than exuberant Pinkie, an belligerent Fluttershy and other members that are strong enough break into a search party around the area, only to come across a creature clad in white armor stating he wishes to help.

Can they trust him? Or is he another changeling in disguise?

Stormtrooper image created by sanxyra
Image edited by me.

"TRAITOR!" he shouted.

FN-2187 is a traitor. And that was all he needed to know. Traitors were scum, traitors were and are a stain on the First Order, and Nines, hates traitors.

War. War is a powerful word, and a dangerous thing. When all else fails, and we are not able to reach the standards we desire, the things we want, feel that should be ours some turn to war. And while Equestria itself does not face war, an alternate world does.

King Sombra's return, was more detrimental than any could imagine. Controlling ponies was a catalyst that brought about Sombra taking over a large section of Equestria, but controlling other species was what started a grand battle on Equus of which the likes Princess Celestia never imagined could ever happen. And right now, the moment to end that war, lies on the shoulders of a pegasus, a broken pegasus. General Rainbow Dash of The Resistance.

Rainbow Dash has lost a lot, her dignity as a pegasus, many of her friends to the war and Sombra's antics. But Sombra is strong, he is powerful, he is confident. He has made calculations and has prepared for this very moment.

What he didn't prepare for, was a certain Stormtrooper to join the battle and aid Rainbow Dash in the fight, that would ultimately decide the world's fate.

What did you expect when a two hundred and fifty pound horse hits you at the speed of sound?

Annoyed that the nobles keep taking up all of princess Celestia's time filly Twilight vents the only way she knows how. By writing an essay! However she wrote this essay on the blank bottom of the scroll containing the speech Princess Celestia was to read to her little ponies. And once the speech ends, Celestia doesn't stop. Much to the horror of some of the nobles in the crowd.

Proof read by Cobalt Comet

Edited by Dark Chocolate

This story now has a Youtube reading.

"Thanks, Mom." Two simple words said by a simple guard.

Not so simple when those words are accidentally addressed to Princess Celestia.

There was only one explanation. For all of it. All of the strange, erratic behavior. Her irrational fear of the sun. Her nocturnal habits of locking herself in in the dark and closing all the blinds. Wearing her sunglasses everywhere, even inside! It was time to invest in some silver, garlic, and a wooden stake.