An army marches upon Canterlot with a single intent.

Kill the Princesses.

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A quiet retirement. That's what Celestia had been looking forward to.

Life had other plans.

CW: Cancer, contemplation of life and death.

Following the defeat of the Storm King, both his victims and his followers alike continue on with their lives. For some of them, the adventure is only just beginning...

(Needless to say, there will be spoilers for the movie).

Sprout Cloverleaf, former emperor of Maretime Bay, has been sentenced to about two months woth of community service by Hitch Trailblazer for his war crimes against ponykind. That would be bad enough for Sprout, but in addition to the community service, he also has Izzy Moonbow be his supervisor.

Sprout felt like the next two months would be a living nightmare, especially with Izzy being there, but will he ever warm up to the unicorn over the next two months, and maybe even gain some feelings towards her?

Inspired by these pieces of fanart (one of them is the cover of this story):
https://derpibooru.org/images/2754265?q=izzysprout
https://derpibooru.org/images/2769930?q=izzysprout

(Note: I changed the cover for the story because I just found an image that better suited the story. The link for the original fanart is still gonna be there as the source of inspiration.)

New chapters published whenever they are ready.

Cameron is walking home when Discord decides to drop in and send him on an unwanted trip to a new realm as a gift for his cousin, Eris. He meets ponies familiar and not so familiar as he treks through a casino of villains. He comes face to muzzle with a familiar Princess but she is in need of his help and he finds himself in the middle of a mission of her own design.

This is a collaboration done with https://www.fimfiction.net/user/457489/LordOfChoas.

(Takes place immediately after "Luna Eclipsed", colab with yodajax10.) Another Nightmare Night has come and gone, and now Ponyville begins the process of cleaning up after it.

Spike offers to help out, but Twilight reassures him that they can handle things on their own. So, reluctantly, the baby dragon decides to spend a little time with Princess Luna, who has just come out of her shell.

But what can the two talk about? Quite a lot, actually. And both will come to realize, they have something in common.

(Featured on 9/09/2016)

Magic has returned to Equestria and all is well. As the royal sisters were about to return to Zephyr Heights, they suddenly remember that they are "phony ponies full of baloney".

At least the prison is nice.

My take on a certain overlooked plot point thanks to Sprout. Feedback and comments are welcome!

EDIT (8/10/2021): Wow. 50 likes. Thanks guys!!

Sunny Starscout managed to bring all three pony races together bringing harmony and friendship once more. But the Law is the Law and Hitch insists that Sunny must spend at least one night in Jail for all the by-Laws she broke. Cuddling ensues.

And Celestia too sometimes. Have you ever thought to yourself, what's the meaning of life? what are the Royal Sisters and Discord doing in all this? Well I have some good news and bad news for you! The good news is these questions will be answered in episodic events! bad news is it's mostly silly and never is truly life endangering...most of the time.

And yes there will be a bit of Lunacord

When Princess Celestia is unable to cheer up her mopey little sister, she leaves a copy of her favorite play in Luna's room as a last-ditch effort to ease her melancholy. Luna takes the bait, and reads the story. What comes next is a mad tale of lunacy, obsession, politics, gargoyles, and hypochondria. Will the palace survive Luna's reading session? Will Celestia?

Thanks to William Shakespeare and Miguel de Cervantes for the inspiration. I am sure both of them are currently rolling in their graves.