Sunshine and Moondust are two orphans trying to find out who they are. What they don't realize is that they are connected and that their connection goes much deeper than sisterhood. They are bound to Eclipse, the alicorn, by an ancient and dark spell. Now they must first find each other and then find a way to break the spell and release themselves. The only problem is that the 3 mares are the same pony. On their adventure they'll find out much more about Harmony than ever before. And to add to their adventure I've thrown in a love interest with Blaze, the "hot" fire dancing stallion. Along the way they also meet Charisma, a cat trying to find a place to call home. Not to mention Rumble and Bumble, the twin Changelings who haven't quite figured out how to use their powers. Along with their new band of friends, Moondust, Sunshine, and Eclipse begin their journey. The three ponies don't know what they'll find a long the way, but they are determined to free themselves.

Special thanks to idahoninja for editing XD
Criticism and comments welcome, but please keep it pg people. XD

One of Twlights Experiments goes wrong and a certian Pony is brought into the Mix.
Adventure awaits.

Some packages are sent to the wrong addresses. What's the worst that could happen?

WARNING: EXTREME LANGUAGE AND HOMOPHOBIC/RACIST SLURS. The views expressed by my characters are not my views. If you're easily offended by a piece of comedy, don't read. If you complain about it being offensive, then you're obviously not listening to me.

We're on Chapter 1. The majority of the major characters ahve not appeared yet. If this goes against the site rules, inform me and I will edit accordingly.

R. Lee Ermey wakes with a splicing headache. Where is he? He'll soon find out.

R. Lee Ermey crashed into Ponyville.

Join Ermey and the mane 6 as they work through a series of wacky adventures comparable to absolutely horrendous movies like 'Click', 'Jack and Jill' and 'AnyAdamSandlerMovieEverMade'. A completely nonsensical, fic. Written for the pure enjoyment of those mindless sheep who watch Fox News and Family Guy. Sorry Adam Sandler, Fox News and Family Guy fans. But your sense of comedy is just as terrible as mine. So we're all together in this one.

Twilight has been struggling with her feelings for a certain pony lately, but when Rainbow Dash tells her friends a deep secret, Twilight is compelled to reveal her own, but sometimes you should wait a bit to say something so personal to somepony so fragile.

(Wow! I suck at summaries!)

Featured on Equestria Daily back when that meant something.

When Pinkie Pie accidentally brings some fermented apple juice to Twilight Sparkle's latest sleepover, a game of spin-the-bottle ensues... with sexy results.

The first long shipping-story I ever wrote.
Illustration by boss-hoss.

Luna, feeling overwhelmed by the emotions from happy couples at the Nightmare NIght dance, flees the town. Arriving at Sweet Apple Acres, Luna meets Big Macintosh.

(2nd-Person School-colt "you") Ever since meeting Sweetie Belle, you've been trying to avoid the filly because of the weird feelings she stirs up inside you. However, when a crusade leaves you two rather messy, will you be able to keep these feelings secret while you're forced to do the unthinkable and take a bath with her?

*With thanks to Eights and The Gentleman Creeper for editing*

A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

Twilight is an intelligent mare, and always has something to say. But when a group of bizarre creatures shows up at her library offering life long service and devotion, for once she's at a loss for words. Which is too bad, because she'd really love to ask: what's a human and why are they so weird?

Story Image by: Megan Lara