//------------------------------// // Timey, Wimey // Story: Doctor what? // by Wilhelm //------------------------------// Authors note: Wow another update, don't get used to this, once the holidays are over it will be back to once a week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The interior of the Tardis was filled with something it hadn't heard in over 900 years of travel thought time and space, silence, sweet goldern silence, no explosions, no cursing and no been hit by a mallet in attempt to steer her. But the moment didn't last, for neary as soon as it had descended it was shattered by the Tardis door opening and a very merry and red cheeked Doctor stumbled in. "I knew I shouldn't have had all those eggnogs at Amy's." He Slurred before collapsing on the floor of the Tardis with a thump. "I'm okay." The Doctor rolled on his back and stared at the ceiling of the control room. "I remeber when this used to be all sciencey, that was enos ago. The Doctor stayed on his back for a few seconds, recollecting his younger years when he first started out, before smiling at the memorys, and attempting to stand back up unaided. Unfortunately due to the (quite large) amount of eggnog that he had consumed, he was unable and was forced to place his hand on the central time rotor to keep him self from falling over. "I'm am not drunk." He yelled at the Tardis, "Your just flying badly." He said with a smirk on his face, which cut short when the Tardis informed him that she wasn't moving anywhere and that he was in fact drunk. "Not moving, well lets fix that." Shouted the Doctor as he reached for the Tardis controls, before freezing mid grasp by the realisation that flying a outdated time machine meant for 6, while drunk my not be a great Idea. The Doctor decied that the best thing to do would be to sit on his chair for a while until his Time Lord physiology filtered the alcohol out of his system. Well I say sit on the chair but due to his current state it was more of a flop onto the chair, face first. After a few minutes had passed the Doctor attempted to stand back up, but to his horror discovered that he was still intoxicated. "This can't be, I'm Time Lord, I should have recovered by now, unless..." The Doctors eyes widened with fear, "Did that eggnog have cream and liquor?, I hope not." Thinking quickly the Doctor used the sonic screwdriver do scan himself and send the infomation the Tardis, and then with great diffuculty managed to stagger over to the Tardis monitor screen. "No, no,no,no, this can't be happening, the physiology of the greatest civilizations that ever lived, beaten by ethanol and calcium?" The doctor slumped in his chair "I don't believe it, first an alien made of wood and now this. Is the universe out to get me today?, Still no time to be moping about, there a universe to explore." The Doctor made to get up, by why forced back down by the blood rush to his head. "I soppose the universe can wait, just not to long, I need to make sure the lancaster bomber didn't lose anyparts while it was travelling through the vortex, who knows what damage that could cause." Sweet Apple Acres 8 days ago "So Twilight why are we here again?" Asked Spike who was carrying a large empty sack. "The see if Applejack has any old junk we can recycle into parts for my new machine, I mean seriously, Spike how many times do I have to tell you this." Snapped an irrated Twilight. "Sheesh, what got into her." Muttered Spike under his breath. "What did you say?" Asked Twilight as she turned around to face the young dragon. "Errm.. nothing." Sqeaked Spike "Thats what I thought." "What is up with her today I mea- ow hey Pinkie why you wearing that umbrella on your head.?" Enquired Spike apon seeing Pinkie rinning from tree to tree with her umbrella hat on. "Can't talk, somethings going to happen." Stated Pinkie, before her tail started twitching rapidly. "Twitchy tail!" Screamed spike before running under a nearby tree for safety. "Not this time you don't." And with that Twilight formed a magic shield around herself, just in the nick of time before a large metal panel with wires comming off it fell from the heavens, bounced off her shield and smashed into the tree Spike was under, causing a pile of apples to crush the young Dragon. "Twilight ran over, her face full of shock. "This, is, Perfect, it's just what I needed, now I'll win the magic fair for sure, I just need to get this to the library." Focusing deaply, Twilight concentrated with all her might on teleporting her self and the panel back to her lab, and then in a blinding ray of light, they were gone. "Thanks for all the help, Twilight." Moan Spike who had managed to free himself from his apple prision. "Stupid tree." He yelled, taking his anger out on the tree and coursing another load of apples to fall on him. "Why do I bother. Back in the Tardis "I'm sure its all ok, I'll check on it after I get I little nap." Muttered a sleepy Doctor to himself as he drifted into a the land on nod. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Hey Twilight, you ever get the feeling that someones talking about you?" Enqiured Spike from Twilight back. "Your just been paranoid." Dismissed Twilight. "Says miss 'magic kindergarten'." "That was a one off." " If you say so, Hey Twilight is that Applejack and Rarity fighting in the mud, this I got to see." Said Spike as he lept off Twilight back on onto the path, towards the brawling mares, who seemed obvious that the small crowd they had gathered. "Once I'm done with you,you'll need a veil to stop people staring." Screamed Rarity as she wollaped Applejack it the belly. "Stop using word, I don't understand." Returned Applejack as she bucked Rarity in the chest and sent her flying across the path, right into Spike. "Take that, miss perfect." Stated a rather proud Applejack. All of this was taken in by a rather confused Twilight, who asked "What the buck is going on here?" "Owh, hay Twi', we were just on are way to vist to ask you about Apple Blooms hoop, when little miss Rarity here, fought she could trashtalk the Apple family name, speaking of hoops isn't that it right there, in that Doohickey you were carrying." Twilight turned around and saw to her horror that Apple Blooms hoop was quite clearly, sticking out of the top of her machine. She turned back to face AJ, a fake smile on her face. "Nope, no hoops here just, your regular machine." She bluffed while trying to levitate the Portal Device around the southern farm pony. "Nope, its right there, Infact I'll go get it." And before Twilight could react AJ was ontop of her Machine, trying to yank the hoop out of the delicate machinery that she had spent years planning. With out thinking Twilight shot a burst of magic at her friend, who managed to dodge it at the last second. "Whoow there Twilight, you feeling okay, you nearly took my head off." Asked a panting Applejack. "Maybe its the machine, its must be making her crazy, lets smash it." Decleared Rainbow Dash as she rushed towards the machine. "Ohh, a smashing game, count me in." squeled Pinkie Pie ,who was sporting a top hat for some reason. "Wait, Girls, nooo!" Screamed Twilight as her 'Friends' began tearing apart her lifes work, and then with renewed energy she began shooting spells at them, trying desperately to safe her lifes work. In the confusion of the battle that had just erupted in the center of ponyville, nobody noticed Pinkie Pie sneak up to the large red button that rested on the side on the device. "I wonder what his does? Maybe there cake." Twilight saw what Pinkie was attempting to do and yelled a warning but it was too late for Pinkie had already smashed the button down. A series of sparks and shudders spat out of the machine before with a gaint metallic groan, the device sent out a blinding flash of light. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Finnaly done.Technically on the 26th as I submited on 11:59.