Twilight was looking forward to a nice day alone. Away from princess, and friendship duties alike for at least one day. JUST ONE.

Thanks to one persistent stallion however, she isn't getting that day today.

Based off the Mad TV skit of the same name. Click here to see that.

Night Spark and I had a bet... that I lost. This is the result. I'm so ashamed.

Gummy is happy with Pinkie Pie, right? They always share a good laugh with their wacky antics. Yet somehow it always feels kind of one sided. He never speaks, and rarely smiles. Has anypony ever asked him how he feels? I wonder what he might say about his best friend. Maybe he's silent because he's never truly alone.

Applejack sells apples and Apple accessories. That includes iPhones now. Pinkie Pie buys one for three bits.

Edited/Pre-read by: Gemstone The Unicorn.

This story is a sequel to Goodbye, Boneless

Cheese Sandwich keeps a lot of his thoughts to himself when he's around Pinkie Pie. For a party pony, he's still awfully shy. But today he’s going to slip up, think out loud when he’s barely awake, and say a lot more than he meant to.

Pinkie Pie is always happy to see her friend Cheesie. And this time, it’s not party pony business; it’s a really real visit just to see her! He’s so much fun to play with, and he thinks the nicest things about her, but she wishes he’d say some of them. Listening in is starting to get awkward.

This is a sequel to "Goodbye, Boneless." Technically, if you're trying to read in sequence, it also falls after "Flash and Trend Steal All Your Waffles." CheesePie, of course.

Equestria rejoices as Princess Twilight defeats evil, a castle ascends from the ruins of the Golden Oaks Library, and magical rainbows of friendship billow across the land. But there is grief even in the midst of joy: the Princess laments the loss of her beloved books, and a party stallion mourns a small rubber chicken.

Takes place after Equestria Games: The Cheese Course, and the season 4 finale. CheesePie; part of the same verse/continuity beginning with Swear on Camembert.

Cover art is Filly On The Ball, by Shiro-Gi. Used by permission.
This fic is 100% approved by Twilight's Library.

Awoken in the early morning by giggles, Cadance finds Chrysalis playing with a strange creature in the park.

Written for the Fluffle Puff Contest

This story is a sequel to If you have sex with a changeling that looks like your beloved and you didn’t know and you end up having a child together, does it count as cheating?

The Handmaiden is the right hoof of the Queen. Bodyguard, Confidant, Friend, Lover, Assassin. These are all roles the Handmaiden may be expected to fill. This is the story of the Handmaiden to Queen Chrysalis, Truth Uso, and her last days as the Handmaiden.

Rated Teen for Violence and Swearing

This Story is actually a prequel, taking place before If You, and therefore contains inherent spoilers. However, the ending to If You spoils this story as well. Read If You if you want a funny plot twist. Read this story if you want a serious plot twist.

Editors:
Superluminous
DictatorDuck

Source leads to title cover art. Untitled cover art here

Dedicated to all of you suffering the cold depths of the friend zone right now.

Spike gets friendzoned by everypony. The poor guy...

Note: The chapters are all standalones, so read in any order.

WARNING: DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
This is the story of Doom Darkblood Celestion Awesomeness Nightblade, the super cool red and black alicorn stallion. He's an awesome dude who woke up in the Everfree forest and defeated the Changeling King, saving tons of people.

Sequel Indefinite.
Also, this is fake.

Trixie has had a hard time living in Ponyville. She's tried her best to fit in, even getting a job at Bon Bon's sweet shop. However it hasn't been easy for the mare, but she has worked hard. But working hard to get ponies to like you is tiring, and in the end Trixie is still feeling lonely. So with Lyra Heartstrings moving out of Bon Bon's house, Trixie thinks that now would be the time to ask her crush and boss out for a date. If only working past the anxiety of simply asking the mare out so soon after Lyra's move out would go away.

Crack-ship that I wrote on a whim. Inspired by and edited by ChaoticLightning. Cover-art picked because it seemed the best fit for this weird ship