The time for reckoning has come. After nearly a thousand years of avoidance and dread, Discord's fate is sealed in what is surely his end. Can the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony possibly survive what is most likely his certain doom? Or will the perils be too great for him to manage?

All he knows is that minty fresh breath will be the least of his worries.

Thanks to my editor Daemon McRae and prereader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!

Dramatic reading you can find here.

Wacky things are going on in Ponyville. The cause? Discord's got a dangerous case of the hiccups.

Written for One-Shotober.

Fluttershy has her eyes on a brand new hat, but can't afford it. Discord wants to show her how much her friendship means to him. But chaos is rarely useful. He's going to have to do some old fashioned work.

What if Discord never ate the reforming spell Twilight was going to use on him as a last resort? What would happen to the Spirit of Chaos when a spell forcibly changes him to what the ponies' morality consider good to be? Nothing good, that's for sure. Or rather, nothing bad, according to the new Discord the spell creates.

Danger looms over Equestria and Princess Celestia fears for her subjects' lives. With her withering strength she’s incapable of preparing Twilight for what’s to come. In a desperate attempt to protect Equestria, she appoints Discord as Twilight’s mentor.

Can Twilight and Discord overcome their differences and devise a valid defense against the Shadows?

Discord's reformed, and now living the high life in Canterlot. Though does this mean no more silly antics? You better believe it doesn't.

A thanks addressed to Foxymuffin is an order, he helps by proofreading, fixing paragraph structure, and adding in little details.

"If you found something that you haven't been seeking,
was it you finding it, or was it it finding you?"

Life is never dull at the Canterlot Castle. But it becomes really interesting once Discord embarks on a quest for friendship, once Princess Celestia finds out about a treacherous plot that could endanger the Elements of Harmony and once Princess Luna gets tasked with touring school fillies around.

And everyone’s favorite showmare, known to the whole wide world as The Great and Powerful Trixie, finds herself in the midst of it, tempted by an offer of magical power from a mysterious pony who claims to be a mere archaeologist…

As for the portrayal of Trixie and Discord in the story, they are both Season 3 accurate (post Magic Duel, post Keep Calm and Flutter On). Generally, it's set somewhere before the end of Season 3.

This story is a vital part of my Summer Genre Tour.

Depressed from boredom and being envious of her friends having found places in life they are happy with and of course Twilight being an alicorn princess now while she's still trying to get somewhere in life, Rainbow Dash is not in the best of moods, and the arrival of a certain draconequus chaos god isn't making it any better! After reluctantly doing him a favor, Rainbow is offered any one wish she wants, with a pinkie promise of following her wish to the letter as a chance for him to further show how redeemed he is! What can possibly go wrong?

My try at slice-of-life humor as opposed to the long-runner 'adventure' fics I've done

On the eve of another world ending crisis Princess Celestia has complete control of the situation. Every detail has been accounted for, every eventuality anticipated. The Elements of Harmony gathered and ready to save the day and even an important side project set up. Yet after planning so carefully there are still a few things that even Celestia couldn't anticipate or prepare herself for.

Celestia X Big Macintosh

Note: Story contains crack shipping, blatant stealing borrowing of Norse mythology due to author appeal, shameless use of Shakespeare quotes for chapter titles and the constant harassment of Princess Luna.

Big Macintosh has long watched Ponyville's resident fashionista from afar. His feelings for the Element of Generosity were never returned, until he got a nudge in the right direction from some outside help.

Cover art by RiotFaerie at DeviantArt.