Anon has been forced into Canterlot's throne room. Even worse, Princess Celestia is inside of it. Crying silently.

Welp, there's only one real solution here.

Boops.

Now's the time to hope this isn't a crime of any sort, and that he isn't sent to the sun anytime soon.

First publicized story- would definitely appreciate criticism.

And being completely honest- this was made in under an hour. A product of sudden inspiration.

Edit 5/17/19: Christ, featured less than an hour after it was posted and generally liked- i'm honoured. Glad you all enjoyed my silly little story!
As of 12/12/22, this still manages to appear on popular stories and featured occasionally when I post, which I cannot fathom-

Now featuring a Ko-fi for the generous, looking to help me out or the folks I want to support in my life.

Luna takes her job very seriously. When she hears there's a human having difficulty sleeping, she decides to share a bed with him until he feels safe and happy again.

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Six: A Season Of Adventure

Princess Twilight Sparkle and her husband, Prince Geo, are facing their biggest challenge yet. Lord Tirek has returned to take the magic from everypony in Equestria, and Twilight is next on his list.

As a result, both of them will undertake a truly extraordinary journey.

For one of them, however, that journey will take them somewhere unexpected...

Out of sight and out of mind, a dark figure contemplates the past and the impending future.

Side story and minor prequel to The Lost Element

Written in a burst of inspiration

Available in paperback.

After a long day’s work, Celestia loves nothing more than to get her belly rubbed by Josh, the Royal Belly Scratcher.

It's time for your first date with Princess Celestia.

However, your idea of a romantic evening is vastly different to hers...

Comments contain spoilers.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and A House Centipede

One night—before Luna can raise the moon and takeover for her sister—they struck.

The cockroaches.

With their castle under siege by hundreds upon hundreds of cockroaches, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and their new resident house centipede must take back their castle before the cockroaches take over the castle—and all of Canterlot.

Edited by the awesome James Fire.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia vs. A Cockroach

After a long night of work, Princess Luna goes back to her bedroom, only to find a house centipede near her nightstand. Naturally, she handles the situation as most ponies wouldn't, and brings it to her sister.

Reading by Wolf newman.

This story is a sequel to How's This For A Stinging Sensation?

Princess Celestia encounters a cockroach after making her breakfast. Naturally, she handles the situation like most ponies would.

Reading by Wolf newman.

Reading by LazerPewPew.

Reading by Lead Bread.

Reading by TheCaptainSand - Scarlett Blade.

Cover art also courtesy of Wolf newman.

Geo has proposed to Twilight Sparkle, and she has gleefully accepted. One of the first things she wants to do is tell her family, as well as a couple of her other friends, the exciting news.

It should be a piece of cake, but there are just two small problems: the fact that Twilight's family aren't even aware of her relationship with the human, and the fact that a certain Princess of the Night hasn't met him yet.

How will Twilight Velvet and Night Light react to the sudden and shocking news that their precious daughter not only has a boyfriend they didn't know about, but that she is also engaged to him? What will Shining Armour make of his soon-to-be brother-in-law? But most important of all — how will Luna react?

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Rated Teen for sexual references.

This was originally Part 2.5 of the Geoverse series. But during the rewrite of To Friend Is Human, I added in meetings with Twilight's family and Luna — making this story obsolete.

But rather than delete it, I simply decided to rebrand it as part of the Alternate Geoverse.

Enjoy!