Twilight goes with Rainbow to watch her race in Cloudsdale only to suddenly find herself being 'wooed' by Thunderlane.

Saw the cover art and decided to make a story around it with permission from Ravenpuff

9/6/14 Featured!
I don't really know the meaning of this. I was going for a minimum length little thing because I saw the cover pic. Then it gets featured. Maybe it means I can die peacefully now. Except people want me to write more. Dunno what to do with my life anymore.

Many suggestions later. *Dramatic sigh* I suppose I'll switch this to incomplete. :)

YouTube reading by Captain Bron3y!

New chapters edited by the fantastic AnonponyDASHIE

Eighteen is the general age when ponies should be finding their significant others, right? After all, all the other ponies are dating and hooking up. For Scootaloo, however, that feeling just isn't there. She has never experienced sexual attraction the way that the other ponies her age have. While she's come to accept this of herself, can her friends accept it?

Keeping the peace in Equestria has been getting progressively harder over the years. As ponies broke free from their ignorance and rebelled, war ravaged Equestria. Amidst all the chaos Discord took control of Canterlot and now rules as dictator of a post-apocalyptic Equestria. Who else would think it would be so chaotically amusing, to watch ponies die horribly? Story is of First Person mixed POV, with only two of the OCs being mine.

So, Rainbow Dash walks into a bar, and attracts unwanted attention in the form of a creeper douche wheel.
But how does one shirk the un wanted approaches of a stallion that has two others for back up?

WARNING: Contains OC's and this was written in about two hours in boredom and based off a funny moment with friends while out having fun.

Twilight asks Rainbow Dash for advice on how to catch the eye of Flash Sentry. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Edit 11/30/12: This story apparently shares some concepts with Pegasus Mating Dance, another cute fic about pegasus courtship. You should check it out!

When the Cutiemark Crusaders are away from school for irrelevant reasons, the clubhouse is left unguarded and Featherweight invites his crush Silver Spoon to go check it out with him. Unfortunately for Featherweight, Diamond Tiara butts in and ruins the fun, making the crude suggestion that if Featherweight can find a boy after school the four of them shall practice kissing together.

As luck would have it, Featherweight does find a boy who interested in kissing practice.

Edited by Tails_155 (11/28/15)

This story is a sequel to "I want to be an uncle...THAT'S AN ORDER, PRIVATE!"

Flash is pretty sure he's not ready to have a foal to look after yet,
but he's also not ready for Shining beating him to a pulp if he went against his orders.
So, he tries reasoning with the princess, perhaps she has a different view on this topic,
and she does...in all the wrong ways.

Aawthorz noatz: People wanted a sequel, and like it or not, here it is.

Hi my name is Soul.
Don't ask about my name.
Anyway, let's get to the point. I saved Celestia and she wanted to thank me in return. Without my permission of course.
This lead to scare her ponies... This led to a lie, that I didn't liked.
They calmed down after hearing it. Because why would Celestia pet hurt them?
I don't know how long I can keep this up.

Tonight, I feel like destroying something beautiful.

Those were the last words spoken to me by my faithful student.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is in your bed.

It's hard to get rid of a sun goddess when she doesn't want to be gotten rid of.

Reading the prequel is highly recommended. Find Chapter 3 here!
Rated teen for mild language.
Now with audio reading by MelancholyIguana
Cover art by SilFoe.