Celestia feels that it's high time Twilight be introduced into the more mature workings of being a princess. Which includes entertaining female royalty. Needless to say, Twilight is in for a rude awakening.

Twilight asks Sunset to help her out with an experiment of hers.

There are many wonderful, exciting and heartwarming stories to be told in the Winningverse.

This isn't one of them.

Can Twilight Sparkle stop the new menace that's suddenly taking control of her beloved home?

Spoilers: No

It was one of those cold winter nights when Pinkie Pie decided to show up at Twilight's new castle with the entire gang of friends. Sure, Twilight wanted to spend time with her studies, but NOPE! So instead, she has to play host when she doesn't want to, and in the middle of it all, somepony took the conversation down a dark path. One where everypony has an opinion and nopony is right. Fetishes are brought up, and nothing will ever remain the same again. Probably.

Rated Teen for sexual innuendo and straight up discussion of fetishes.
This story has the Phoenix Quill Clop Free Guarantee.

Celestia has ruled over Equestria for over a millenium. Granny Smith kept a close eye on Sweet Apple Acres for centuries. Mayor Mare's tireless work kept Ponyville from collapsing into complete chaos most of the time. All of them do their best to keep their heads level in a topsy-turvy world, but even they need some time to wind down.

But how? Do they get drunk together and participate in wacky shenanigans?

In a word? Yes.

This is a side story to Letters From an Irritated Princess. Knowledge of it shouldn't be required to enjoy the story, but it can't hurt, either.

Cover art generously provided by Zaid ValRoa. Thanks a bunch!

What do you do when your big tough Eevee doesn't evolve so big and tough?

Twilight's castle may have magically sprouted from the Tree of Harmony, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have to comply with Ponyville's zoning laws.

Immortality isn't all it's cracked up to be. Just ask someone who would know. Like... Apple Bloom, for instance.

Written for the February Writeoff - Closing Time

A crossover between the original Metal Gear Solid and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Whilst facing the legendary psychic Psycho Mantis in Shadow Moses, Solid Snake finds Mantis using a strange psychic power
to seemingly transport him to another universe, completely different from his. What's happened to Mantis? Why are there brightly coloured ponies everywhere? Is this all real, or is it just in Snake's head? And how will Snake get back to Shadow Moses and complete his mission?!

Rated Teen for some mild violence and swearing.