It was one of those cold winter nights when Pinkie Pie decided to show up at Twilight's new castle with the entire gang of friends. Sure, Twilight wanted to spend time with her studies, but NOPE! So instead, she has to play host when she doesn't want to, and in the middle of it all, somepony took the conversation down a dark path. One where everypony has an opinion and nopony is right. Fetishes are brought up, and nothing will ever remain the same again. Probably.
Rated Teen for sexual innuendo and straight up discussion of fetishes.
This story has the Phoenix Quill Clop Free Guarantee.
Chapters (2)
'sigh' SAPIENT, NOT SENTIENT!
The references to some alternate dimension pulled me right out of the story at the start. Apart from that, it was good.
Eh, the multiverse references were a bit too esoteric, for my tastes.
Reminds me of an idea I had for a gag story in which Lyra "comes out" as a "homosexual", except she defined the term using Latin instead of Greek, and what she really means is that she has a human fetish.
The multiverse stuff was actually the best part to me. It's a very amusing idea and I think would work really well in a story detailing Twilight's more typical day to day activities.
The fetish stuff just felt too disjointed, to be coherent for me. I mean the end tally is everyone embarrassed, Rainbow's a jerk and possibly in denial and Fluttershy's having hysterics in the corner and nobody seems to notice or care.
I won't deny it still made me laugh and the ending about the castle acoustics and Celestia's secret stash was very funny. It just, felt a bit too rough in spots for me to really like it I suppose.
Another solid story and one that's much appreciated for the laughter it caused. Have a thumb.
Clearly, Princess Celestia keeps her balloon collection in the wall. Luna was thoroughly confused by the concept of "looners" when she got off the moon.
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Sentient means being aware of and reacting to surroundings. Most animals, except maybe jellyfish and sea sponges, are sentient.
Some say plants are sentient too, since they bend toward the light and some react to touch. Though they probably don't count, as it's purely reflexive.
Sapience is the ability to reason and grasp the abstract.
The references are strong with this one.
Bullshit.
The first part of the thing was almost painful to read with the constant Hitchhikers rip off. It was tolerable the first time and by the 3rd I almost stopped reading. And then came the bad formatting, the missing "" marks when someone is talking being the biggest offender that I noticed. I couldn't even finish reading it annoyed me too much. Fix the first half and clean up the format, and I might change my mind. Thumbs down.
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uuuuhhhh...
wut da HELL!!!!!!!!
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I say yeah, because assuming I were to do everything the way I meant to have had, I was very selective of the words I used, and as such for someone as young as the character of spike (which I imagine to be about 7 or 8)
it could be taken in a totally different way than someone who is older would take it. At least that's how my logic works, because if I was around that age and had heard this exact conversation verbatim as I wrote it in real life I probably would not have caught on to what was going on.
Japoneigh... Producing 98% of the world's weird shit since 998.
5669626 Which, depending on how you want to see AJ's fetish, could make Sapient the appropriate word...I'mma go scrub bleach into my skull until that thought goes away now.
This was fun! Also, from Dash's wingboner, I think she just discovered her fetish.
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I wonder what Twilight's was.
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This is me going full DILLIGAF on a story.
5670025 What are they references to?
5677142 One is a reference to a chapter in Discord Writes a Ship Fic by Phoenix Quill himself in which Discord ships Rainbow Dash with an ocean liner. Here's a link to the story: CLICK ME! The other is a reference to another story, I don't remember by whom, in which Rainbow Dash is shipped with a kitchen sink. I believe that the title is something like . . .But the Kitchen Sink. Hope this helps!
5677187 Thanks!
5677198 No problem. Glad I could be of service!
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Ohhhhhhh...
5678058 To be more specific, it all started when my cousin, who hates mlp and teases me for my "obsession" as he puts it, decided to make fun of my stories.
He did so by giving me the worst, most cliché ideas ever. Instead of taking it to heart, I decided to write some of them as comedies.
He won't read this story of course, and refuses to have any recognition for it. So I'll one up him by writing something from Sega or Nintendo properties so he'll get to see how I write.
Needs some more editing.
Some specifics:
1. "Well, I know that," Spike replied as he began to nervously bend and twist his tail in his claws. "But you've been kinda grouchy lately, and you haven't seen anypony for almost two weeks outside of the occasional food run. So I thought bringing your friends over would cheer up."
- "...would cheer you up."
2. "And I helped," Pinkie said proudly before pulling ever manner of drink out from Twilight's fridge.
3. "It is a most terrible place, where upon becoming trapped within, you instantly become noting more than a moving flat image of yourself..."
4. After two flights of stairs, a pause for a glass of water, three moments to catch her breath, a moment of giving up and using her wings, and another moment of full DILLIGAF where she began to use magic to teleport from room to room, she finally decided to give up on the search for Rainbow Dash and went outside to her shouting space. Or as Spike called it, the Twilight Zone.
- Nice one! Lol!
5. It was a most intriguing room, made entirely of the purest, most clear of crystals in such an odd shape, that one would have never seen it amid the many crystal branches that made up her tree.
- "...clearest crystals in such odd shapes..."
6. "...Efectively putting everypony out of the mood for that particular game."
7. Everypony froze and turned to Twilight as she snorted in anger. Once the situation calmed down, she looked over her friends with a deep frown. "Look, it doesn't matter any more. One of you put it out there," she shot a glance at Rainbow Dash before continuing. "And somepony answered, either it be on accident, or as a joke. Now, who said 'that's my fetish'?"
- This part confused me since "that's my fetish" was never mentioned, only that something was mentioned.
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Oh how so deviously evil...
That...
Ok, to say that escalated quickly doesn't do this justice. That was a rockslide.
-Famous last lines of any perv caught in the act.
And yeah Rainbow Dash will never be the same.
You are quite proficient in the ways of Typoneese, Master. Show me more of your ways!
5756297 simply don't pay attention, and never update your spell check to include the words associated with your favorite fandom.
Reflect on this young grasshopper. Shalom.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It kind of feels all over the place.
Clearly, Phoenix Quill's fetish is The Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Or at the very least, a cheap knock-off variant of the original...
6248950 Indeed
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Ha. Well, my rewards for trying different things from story to story vary, in this case, I look like someone who just finished a book, and couldn't get it off my mind.