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Eakin #1 · Apr 2nd, 2014 · · 8 ·

IF U UPVOTE THIS STORY AN ANGEL WILL GET ITS WINGS AND A CHILD WILL BE CURED OF CANCER.

IF U DOWNVOTE FLUTTERSHY WILL KICK A PUPPY, THEN FEEL AWFUL ABOUT IT FOR WEEKS AND SHE WON'T BE ANGRY AT YOU BUT SHE WILL BE REALLY DISAPPOINTED.

Ahem.

Just a little one-shot inspired by our new owners and overlords.

I told Knighty this would happen.

I tol' him and tol' him!

Funny story. When I click on this fic it said BronyWriter. Then I refreshed and and it said Eakin.

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Eakin #5 · Apr 2nd, 2014 · · ·

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Truly, you are like Cassandra of Troy. But only for April Fools related ponyfics, which somewhat limits the usefulness.

Twilight just needs to install Ponyhoof. Then everything will be at least a little bit better.

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Eakin_, why the underscore? :derpytongue2:

Edit: :pinkiegasp: Doctor!

This story is freakishly accurate to real life, Celestia save meeeeeee

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Is that a reference to this?

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Not specifically, although that story is pretty amazing

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The name was, until a moment ago, being used by my partner in crime

Oh, my sides! I knew there was a reason I threw a watch on you, and this is part of the reason! (aside from your awesome fics). This had me laughing quite hard, the likes of which I've not done in a while.

Also, I agree with The Letter J. Just install Ponyhoof.

Pinkie Pie is now friends with Twilight Velvet, Ebony Glimmer, and 395,012 others

So much win.

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Ahah, I see. Phew.

Hahhaha could not stop laughing at this fic.

Eakin, have you read Jan's askthecrusaders tumblr? It has some similar ideas -

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I've seen the tumblr, but not that particular entry before now. I suppose in a world with no PCs or smartphones and lots of magic it's an easy goto for ways a Facebook-style notification system could work

Giant throne made of money. :rainbowlaugh: I laughed my head off.

I lost it at @DeathToPears

Georg liked this story.
Georg is now in a relationship with this story.

Hello world. Great your new master, Facebook. You may now bow and grovel.
Lol Luna had an Oculus Rift. Damn, that thing would've been awesome. But now, it has joined the collective.

Thankfully, nopony seems to have given Facebook access to Berry Punch.

“...Twilight, I’m not really sure whether you and Twitter are going to be the greatest fit for one another.”

Twilight was taken aback by the very idea. “What? Of course we will! For lots of reasons.”

At this point I was expecting a notification to appear:
Twilight is now 'In a Relationship' with Twitter!

Now we need mane six vines.

So, this Face Book and Twitter. Are those some of those so-shall websites I have heard so much about?

A week-long couples retreat to a little cabin in the woods of Mane. No civilization for miles in any direction, just you and your special somepony roughing it and enjoying one another’s company

Living in Maine myself, I'm not sure whether to be offended, or guffaw at how surprisingly accurate that is.
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@TimeyWimey is now following you.

Luigiluc liked 'Facebook Buys Ponyville'!
Luigiluc is now 'In a Relationship' with Eakin!

Only Ponyville? Cheapskates.

This reply has more friends than I do.

#EggheadProblems @TwilightSparkle with @20%Cooler
Andmos like this:rainbowlaugh:

Great, now I'm confused about whether this story is from BronyWriter or Eakin.

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The answer being, of course, 'Yes'

Glorious... Eakin...? BronyWriter? Eakin? EaWriter? Bronykin? I'm so confused!!!!

I don't see anything wrong with this.

I fucking hate these fics.

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What in particular about this story didn't you like?

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I'd guess it's because the story is a bit meta. Nice job on it though. Touched on many of the issues and topics that come with social-media. There are many more issues of course but you managed it well. I was also pleasantly surprised you managed to work in the fact that the user is the product and not the customer.

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I guess I can see that. It probably had a harsher tone than when I'm parodying things I actually like a la my XCOM fic. And I suppose it's a bit 'Flavor of the Week' with the recent April Fools joke although I hope it will stand up a few weeks and even months from now. Sure, the Rift won't be recent news then, but the other stuff should last awhile.

i.imgur.com/8e7NkZc.png
(Why me... why do these things always happen to me...) :facehoof:

Well, Fluttershy just kicked a puppy. But I did like the story. Just the image of Fluttershy sad was enough.

the periodic table of harmony

I guess that's rather smaller than ours. :rainbowlaugh:

“Hey, it’s not my place to judge what the two hundred of you do behind closed doors.”

:rainbowlaugh:

“Alas, by the ancient pact of Ahk’Thelok, sealed by the ritual of Kor’Gezzak, my sister hath called ‘The Dibs.’”

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I was laughing so hard at the conversation over twitter:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Great story :yay:it was funny

I love this so much.:rainbowlaugh:
Some of my favourite parts:

Twilight Sparkle likes 'Pancakes'
And Twilight wept.

“...This stick has more friends than I do.”

“Gosh. If only there were some kind of social media network that all the ponies in town were using. Alas. Woe is us.”

Alas, by the ancient pact of Ahk’Thelok, sealed by the ritual of Kor’Gezzak, my sister hath called ‘The Dibs.’”

Silvadel is now friends with Twilight Sparkle
Silvadel is now friends with Applejack
Silvadel is now in a relationship with Rainbow Dash
Silvadel is now friends with Rainbow Dash
Silvadel is now friends with Rarity
Silvadel is now friends with Pinkie Pie
@silvadel
@quietbutterfly um, please?
@quietbutterfly
@silvadel meep.
Silvadel is now friends with Fluttershy

#Pony #HillariousFanfic #Upvote #Faved #WellThen..... #LOL #AllHailOurNewOverlords #:derpytongue2:

Also, "mountain of bit coins." :rainbowlaugh: Now that you have made that pun I can't believe no-one else has done it before.

What. How. How did you explain the world today with ponies?

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CURE CANCER ONE CHILD AT A TIME BY UPVOTING THIS ONE OLD, WEIRD COMMENT

Also, that Twitter conversation was pure gold. #EggheadProblems

#nnope

This is AWESOME :rainbowkiss: The OCULUS reference was an a great touch if I might add. :rainbowdetermined2::twilightoops:

“...Twilight, I’m not really sure whether you and Twitter are going to be the greatest fit for one another.”

SO. TRUE. :raritystarry:

Also, this was beautiful.
#EggheadProblems

This was sooo fucking funny. :rainbowlaugh:

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