“Doesn't matter what they say,/In the jealous games people play,/Hey, hey, hey,/Our lips are sealed.” -The Go-Go’s, ‘Our Lips Are Sealed’

Yona and Sandbar have been together for quite a while now. However, their friends have a serious question to ask them: have they....you know, done it?

Cover art commissioned from Amy New.

UPDATE 2/24/2021: Added cover art.

Twilight has been acting odd leading up to Hearts and Hooves day, and it's up to Starlight to find out why.
(RGRE)
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

Discord seems to be getting ready for a wedding. Twilight has some questions.

The original version of this story won 1st place in the 180th Writeoff contest, "Confronting the Inevitable."

Thornycroft has a dream: start a railroad. If she can’t get a charter in Equestria, there’s Earth—America is big, and needs railways.

. . .

America has railways, and building or buying one is too expensive anyway, so she can start a truckway instead, shipping oversized loads a few illegitimate thaums at a time.

It’s not like DOT inspectors even know what a thaum is.

One night while hanging out with her boyfriend, Sunset Shimmer finds herself falling ill with the flu. Despite Sunset assuring him it's no problem, Flash insists on assisting.

Takes place before the events of the first Equestria Girls movie.
Pre-read by DragonShadow, Samey90, and Phoenix Frost

Reports of magic being used in Canterlot High School has caught the attention of a secret organisation. Not too much attention, as it’s probably nothing to worry about, but enough to require some kind of investigation.

The agent assigned to the area is a junior recruit named Sweetie Drops, codename Bon-Bon, who is about to find this mission to be her most challenging yet. Challenging for a number of reasons.

Proofread by the wonderful docontra and Soren Mercer

Sunset didn't realize just how different other dimensions could be before going through the portal. Now she finds herself in a world where people never age or grow, they just attend high school forever. Whether she's entered a paradise or a nightmare remains to be seen.

Celestia forces reluctant local human to get back into bed, damnit, so they can have the lazy day like they planned.

Local human retaliates by forcing her into bed.

Nothing of value is lost or gained.

Philadelphia, June 1979

Princess Celestia feels trapped underneath her own crown - her subjects see an immortal goddess, not a pony trapped in a gilded cage.

In a moment of boredom, she strikes out on her own in search of adventure - and New York pizza.

Come along with the pony Princess as she rides the rails of the Northeast Corridor - rolling ever closer to her final cheesy destination on board a Night Train to New York.

Warning - this work has been rated PG by the Literature Association of Equestria for the following:

• Mild Profanity
• Excessive Railway Knowledge

Featured December 16-20 2020!

Anon has been in Ponyville for almost three months now and has noticed some of the odd behaviors of the local ponies, they seem to burst out into song whenever they feel like and it can spread until it affects the whole town seemingly. Thanks to the fact that none of the ponies have ever heard him sing a few of those he's acquainted with grow concerned and curious about his ability to sing.

Completed for now.
No art because I'm not a popular kid.
Profanity because Fuck you.
Sex because of naughty words not naughty deeds.
If someone else already has a similar story, good job you probs did it better but here it is.