I love to steal. The thrill of the theft, the shivers that go down my spine when I pilfer someone's valuable or rare object... it's an adrenaline rush.

Back on Earth, my job was damn difficult. Laser tripwires, security cameras, alarm systems, and armed guards were just some of the things I had to deal with on an almost-daily basis if I wanted to make ends meet. Here in Equestria, though... it's almost as if they want me to steal from them. It's a cakewalk. Even with Fence taking a portion of the value when he sells my stolen goods, I'm still practically rolling in bits.

Surely nothing bad could come of this at all... right?

Basically a story poking fun at the ridiculous discussion of the superior console. Do you get the story? ‘Cause I don’t.

Since the moment Jon was first approached by Celestia to interview ponies, from the mystic land known as Equestria, he knew that one day he would have to interview that pony. A pony of such overwhelming importance and prominence that he would need to call upon all his years of training to properly execute an interview worthy of their presence.

It is on this day that Jon will interview such a pony. But the question is what new secrets will be revealed.

Please feel free to leave a suggestion for who Jon should interview next.

Thank you to Zeta040 for proofreading this.

Disclaimer: One does not need to read previous interviews to read this though there might be some references to previous guest appearances.
For more Equestrian interviews with Jon Stewart please visit the browse section of all my other stories.

The creak of metal echoed as a hellish choir in the room. Lyra sobbed, clutching the little communication device to her barrel, as though it were her life itself. "Please..." She whispered. "Anypony, I think-I think it's getting closer." ...A sickly, raspy breathing crested the doorway on the other side of her hiding spot. "Help..."

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There is an organization which protects mankind, but remains shrouded entirely in secrecy. It is known as 'The Foundation'. They are unscrupulous and methodical, sacrificing as many lives as need be for the greater good. It can't be helped, the supernatural and meta-physical will always be a threat to humanity.

But not all of their specimen and objects are dangerous. They are varied, some help, some kill. Some are delicious. Some, are deadly.

And some are...well... Cute

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Hello everypoooony! I'd like to thank all the awesome bros that helped with this collab, MrPockets as a writer and editor! MerlosTheMad as a writer! And finally Flying Wingnut as our last collaborator and chief editor. Hope you enjoy the beginning of our haunting tale... *ENGAGE SINISTER LAUGHTER*

Today is the greatest day I'll ever know...
Can't live for tomorrow, tomorrow's far too long...

Thanks to my two amazing pre-readers Twow443 and Sliverfish.

After meeting Celestia in that strange place, Twilight came back to Equestria with a pair of gorgeous wings. But exactly how did she get those wings?

Just a silly one-shot idea I came up with months before the finale aired.

Plastic Beach isn't the sort of place you'd expect ponies to be on. But Harmony is there, and has won a place in a certain singer's heart. But can 2D keep Harmony hidden from Murdoc? Will Cyborg start sticking up for herself? Will the Boogieman take Harmony? And what sort of mischief can a unicorn filly get into? So many questions, and thankfully, plenty of answers too.

THIS STORY IS NO LONGER BEING WORKED ON. THE IDEA IS UP FOR GRABS; PLEASE CHECK MY USER PAGE FOR MORE INFORMATION.

Humanity has had the urge to learn and understand since the dawn of their species as Homo Sapiens. From the first telescopes and the study of the stars by sailors, to the colonization of new worlds, Human beings have pursued the unquenchable thirst for knowledge in all of its forms, no matter what the cost.

Now, in the year 4025, long after Humanity began expanding their reach into the deep expanse of space, a new world is found that defies all laws of physics and reality...

In the first rays of the Sun on the eve of Her Ascension, I killed an Angel of the Sun in fear. And though the Sun gave to me forgiveness, I could not forgive myself. Glory be unto God and may eternal rest forever be Hers. Amen.

Original work by Horse Voice.
Audio book by ObabScribbler (start here though).

Caramel tries to score some chicks.