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Lucky Seven

Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails across the sea of years. With no provision but an open face, along the straits of fear...



After meeting Celestia in that strange place, Twilight came back to Equestria with a pair of gorgeous wings. But exactly how did she get those wings?

Just a silly one-shot idea I came up with months before the finale aired.

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Comment posted by The Accursed One deleted Apr 2nd, 2013

Great story Sev!

Also this:

I read those books you wrote, Fleshlight Spankle, and I must say, I don’t approve.

You used the name I came up with in a fit of randomness! :rainbowlaugh:

It's a really cool idea that Twilight is killed by her spell and beeing resurrectad as an alicorn...

Comment posted by Munngojerrie deleted Mar 23rd, 2013



Loved this story by the way!

This is silly. :derpytongue2:

I chuckled... a bit random but enjoyable. :moustache:

Red Bull:it gives you wings:moustache: (and heart cancer):trollestia:

What flavor is that albatross you've got there?

For those that don't get the reference, this fic is far too silly :moustache:

Great story! Now some Red Bull for Pinkie...

Totally random, but I like it.:trollestia:

I remember reading a cartoon where Twilight also gets wings from Red Bull.


The ending is bucking funny! I loved this! Definitely going to favorite it! :twilightsmile:

2312916 Do you mean "Alicorn Day" on YouTube?

The "She died and needed a new body" idea is pretty good actually. Headcanon accepted.

You know what I thought was the funniest part of the episode? When Twilight got blasted, I just laughed and said "Thats it! Stories over! The End." I love pointing out times when the story would end realistically (Kid lived in a city all his life, he is transported to another world. He must defend himself against monsters with a sword. That is too common a theme, my thoughts are "Hero dies, the end.") I didn't expect the show to throw such a clear line.

Thoroughly enjoyed. :pinkiehappy:

Lol nice I didn't see it coming but it had me rolling :rainbowlaugh:. Red bull isn't the best tasting beverage out there but its not terrible.

“And what if I refuse?”
“Then I’ll let all your friends know about your erotica. Now drink it.”



Now we wait for Ponyville to explode in a purple-colored nuclear blast.

go to 17 seconds then all will be explained after :trollestia::trollestia:

Loved it! Neat One-Shot

2375534 Thanks! :pinkiehappy:

Have a particular part you thought was the best?

2308219 Whoah. What the heck is that picture!?

Fun and the red bull part was original as far as I know.

HOLD UP! Red Bull allows me to become a God? I must run to the store NOW!!!!:rainbowlaugh: I was to busy laughing my ass off, Celestia said there was only one can yet she had one earlier? That's funny as shit, Gods I love comedy:yay:

Red Bull.
It puts wings on your back.

2312894 It's too late.
I have already delivered the invitation.:pinkiecrazy:
She should be here in about... 10 seconds.

2568498 You bastard!

2312894 Don't worry! The Doctor is here to save you!

2568552 Agent Seven!? When did you get here?!:pinkiegasp:

2568683 You fool! I've been here the whole time! Now we need to go!

*gets in TARDIS and drags Cynical Envy in with him.

2568723 *GASP* It's bigger on the inside...
We must hurry! Darth Vader is coming, and we have to get to the volcano to stop the Lizard!
Yeah, this is the norm for me.

Wait........what if a Pegasus like Rainbow Dash drank some Red Bulls? Could she get more wings or wings on her wings?encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzQnHNsmnVPUPYiZqrm9fI_buVvND-2XrUZRO6qrRlsFjhCdENBQ

i havnt read it yet, but i would just like to say... That picture is adorable

What's that "WTF" for? Celestia's not dead, so it can't be the fact she was able to descend from there.

Also, why is it it that I imagine Celestia telling Twi she's dead with a grin and chuckling, like "Eh, the spell killed you, so ya need to drink that Red Bull, so you can be not-dead. All of it. Oh well!"

2632766 The "WTF" is for her suddenly being told she's a princess :facehoof:

That cover art... I could use it to sweeten wasabi. Holy cow that's adorable.

Tiny tiny typo:
"I too played through my mind what would happen in such a scenario."
- It too

Stylistic choice:
“It’s time for you to become an alicorn like Cadance, Luna, and I.”
That would sound better as "and me."

Didn't this used to be text as opposed to just a reading?

4939175 Huh, the chapter went down for some reason. Lemme fix that :derpyderp1:

I'm on Sparklebutt's side in this one. Red Bull is a vile, vile substance distilled from the fetid remnants of partially digested nectarines that have been projectile vomited by a siphilitic ninja fruit bat to cover its escape from being huggled to death by vampony Fluttershy.

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