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Regidar #1 · Mar 10th, 2013 · · 4 ·

We had to write metaphors of our lives for English class, so I handed this in.

Needless to say, I got an "F".

What the hell? I stopped following you over a month ago and this still popped up in my notifications tab.

Just... what the hell?:rainbowhuh:

2245382 Yeah, it's a bug, sorry.

Oh my god marry me pls kthx


all is k

Moron, mutiny, maniac, menace, mediocre, melancholy... The list just goes on and on, and none of them describes this or the author.

M words!? Merlos vastly approves of this brash misuse of alliteration. :pinkiehappy:


The life of a non-sexually crazed bachelor. 'Tis a life of misery.

Wait...it's over? This could have been a pretty good series!

The fact that a story which includes the phrase "cunt canoe" can be rated "Teen" gives me hope for my future Teen-rated stories. It's also baffling in a sense, because my last Teen-rated story made several concessions to avoid a Mature rating.

So I hear you like "M" words...

Great story! :twistnerd:

Fascinating, really. And very enjoyable.

His ear flicked slightly as he began his mourning routine all over again.

Actually a lot of stuff like that.

But funny as hell lol. :rainbowlaugh:

Dude, this was really easy to immerse myself into.

It's a shame this won't continue.

I really think you should continue this.

Somewhere, dimensions away, a woman by the name of Robin who was putting her son to bed took a double take.

“For some reason, I feel like punching someone in the face now.”


No, it's Derpy, not Ditzy. :trixieshiftleft:

Will you accept my soul offering, Regidar?

2245956 According to you.

2246008 Maybe :raritywink:


It's funny how accurate it is...

aaaaaaaaand featured


How that will ever work, I don't want to know

2245146 Fuckin' worth it.

Grats on the feature! :pinkiehappy:

Oh, now this is rather good. Sterling work, sir.

I kind'a glazed over after Thunderlane showed up. :rainbowderp:
This is bad.
You should feel bad.


Well, that happened.

This is bad and you should feel bad.

Why not say this?

This is bad, you're bad, your friends hate you, your dog is dead, and you have ass cancer.
Fuck you, and fuck your family.

Or maybe try being constructive instead.

well ..... not much to say, but I actually ended up liking it :rainbowderp:

lol your a man laughed so hard :rainbowlaugh:

If you had anyone's respect, you would've lost it with that immature comment.

Someone needs to tell Caramel that mullets are out of style now. Eeyep. :eeyup:

2247083 Immature comment, for an immature story. Fits like a glove.

Caramel makes insanity sound pretty fucking chill. I like. :pinkiehappy:

Sorta wishing this wasn't a one-shot...

Sh-should I read this? :rainbowderp:

2246460 Hey, at least your on my story, oh great and might Shield of Aegis :rainbowkiss:

Seriously, though, this story is nothing special. But hey, I'd like to know WHY you didn't like it, however.

2247331 Sorry. :applejackunsure:

2247134 Fuck dat mullets are chill as fuck.

2246961 Hell, why not go one step further?

"You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fucking pets are being skinned alive. Your mom's a fucking whore. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Live with it. GAME OVER."

...actually, yeah, constructive criticism would be better.

Shouldn't you be being overly protective somewhere else?:duck:

The feels man, the fucking feels. :fluttercry:

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