Octavia and Vinyl have been dating for months, but neither has had a chance to introduce their significant other to their families. Vinyl always dodges the issue, but when Octavia is insistent, they have a fight. This leaves Vinyl with no other option than to have Octavia over to meet her parents.

Maybe she should have told Octavia who she really was?

Dramatic reading by Goombasa available here.

Now in Russian, translated by Hopeless.

Fact can be stranger than fiction. When Discord's biology proves that again, Fluttershy has announcements to make.

After some time, Rarity has finally managed to pull Twilight away from her books to join her in a trip to the mall. Rarity is certain this trip will be calm and peaceful. Twilight is the most responsible mare she knows.

Unfortunately, when there's magical trouble, Twilight is usually responsible.

Read the prequels! I mean, um, if you really want to.
At the Mall
At the Mall Again
Return to the Mall
Back to the Mall

Twilight looked over to her dear mentor, Princess Celestia, and found she had once again fallen asleep mid-lesson. Her intense debate on awakening the princess was cut short when the decision was taken out of her hooves.

“Huh? Oh. Twilight, I am so sorry for falling asleep again. I think we need to reschedule this for tomorrow morning.”

Twilight nodded. After all, Princess Celestia was obviously overworked. If only there was something she could do to help.

Now with a dramatic reading courtesy of DRWolf.
Additionally, there’s a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi over on Deviant Art.

Current Episode: Season Zero – Episode One
Next Episode: Twin Twilights

Art created from images by Tim015 and ShilaDaLioness.

On an average everyday outing, the Cutie Mark Crusaders meet up together to watch a movie. But before they can watch the movie, they're going to have to sit through a movie trailer.

Rainbow Dash has been noticing that Thunderlane has been acting odd lately.
So when he vanishes, she goes to investigate.

When it turns out that Cloudchaser has noticed Bulk has been acting similarly, the two attempt to figure out what their boyfriends are up to.

and then they wish they didn't.

Princess Twilight Sparkle may never be able to live it down, even if she's immortal.
She writes shipping stories as a stress relief tool, and there are all sorts of ships that she's had sail off to the horizon over the years.
Unfortunately, Spike just had to come in and sneeze on the pile of scrolls that she had written...and they were sent to the addressed parties.
It's going to be a long, long day...
Inspired by Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder and John Ringo. Seriously.

Twilight Twinkle, Celestia's most fateful apprentice, and friend, is in peril!
The Knight of the Moon and her band of baddies have their horns, hooves, and claws poised to strike and end the mares life.
Who can save her!?
Only the most powerful, most beautiful, most smarticle, and most amazing princess know to pony kind!

Twilight Sparkle is tired of this nonsense.

Every day, a slew of articles all focused on the minute details of her life invade her beloved newspapers. "Twilight Sparkle Eats Peaches." "Twilight Sparkle Hates Tea." "Twilight Sparkle Uses a Microwave." "Twilight Sparkle Makes Toast." All of it clogging up her precious sources of information from cities across Equestria.

But no more. The time has come to put an end to it, once and for all.

Written with thanks to Marceline from the #FimFiction IRC and for no good reason other than it sounded funny in my head.

An entire night of reading really bad fanfiction...

...a lecture on the mechanics of shipping...

...Twilight Sparkle must now...

...ship her friends.

IQ Level: low.