When Rarity finds out her shower no longer works,
and that the spa is down for maintenance,
she goes out to get clean elsewhere.
It doesn't go well...

Author's Shower SHOWER SHOWER!: Title and concept based off one of my favorite episodes of my favorite show.
I'm...uh, pretty sure you can guess which show I'm talking about...
Also, this takes place before Twilight's tree house was blown to pieces...too soon?

A breakfast conversation between the princesses turns toward Celestia's long history of losing fights.

Luna's return was met with significant fanfare, though with all the fuss dying down, and with the formal re-establishment of the night court months away, Luna seems to have had little to do other than lounging around.

or so Celestia thinks.

When she finds Luna entering the Ministry of Records unannounced she wonders, Just what is her little sister up to?

Edit: WOOO! Featured on June 2, 2015 (at least in my country's timezone i think) Thanks to everyone!

Pinkie Pie decides to visit Twilight one afternoon, but Twilight says she is needed in Canterlot to help plan a royal banquet, as well as attend it herself. Pinkie offers to watch over her library while she's gone, which Twilight had accepted, since it was short-notice. After being left alone for a while, Pinkie Pie gets bored and chooses to snoop around some of Twilight's experiments. Pinkie discovers a strange looking clock in her room with many different buttons on it, showing numbers. She randomly selects buttons, and has done what was thought to be impossible.

Rarity and Rainbow Dash aren't exactly close. After all, they're very different ponies with very little in common. Or so Rainbow Dash thought.

A trip to Canterlot reveals that Rarity isn't exactly the pony that Dash thinks she is.

3rd place winner of The Writeoff Association's December competition, "Behind Closed Doors"

Art by Yoka-the-Changeling, Edited by Exuno

Octavia is in jail and waiting to be bailed out. The good news is she has a friend who is willing to come bail her out. The bad news is that the prim and proper Octavia is not going to get out without a little teasing.

They say you should pick your battles, that some things aren't worth fighting about, aren't worth arguing over, aren't worth raising a fuss, because they just might work out on their own.

Octavia has come to accept this philosophy in regards to her roommate, who seems to have a penchant for getting into trouble and solving it again before too long, usually without needing Octavia to do anything. As such, when she leaves Vinyl alone for a while, she typically doesn't think much of weird noises and loud exclamations the moment she closes the door.

Today is one such day.

(This was initially going to be for one-shot-ober, but it's apparently Talk Like a Pirate day, and it just fits too well. Shanghai'd, it be, arrr...)

Vinyl Scratch plays a prank on her marefriend and housemate, Octavia.

Octavia shows Vinyl what she thought of the joke.

(A short story based on a short animation I made on YouTube of the same name)

Vinyl tells Octavia about the consequences of eating a pineapple. Tavi doesn't buy it. Rated Teen for mild sexual references.

Octavia is usually calm and collected but once in a while things go a step too far. Arriving home from a very bad day in Canterlot it seems that life is determined to test the limits of her sanity.