Pinkie waits impatiently for her colt friend

It's about Mr. Bean in Equestria.

Sail Canvas is in trouble. His new boat is a lemon, he's running out of money, the CIA kidnapped him, the Chinese are trying to stop his business, and terrorists want him dead.

Some of these problems are more serious than others.

Promontory is going to lose his job. He hasn't done anything wrong - far from it. His only flaw is being mortal. The railroad executives want to replace him with a new locomotive. Trains don't need to eat. They also don't have families to take care of.

This is where volunteering for things gets you.

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Suppose you found yourself in a strange body and on an unknown planet, with only a lonely dentist for company. What are you willing to do to get home? How hard would you fight? Does it matter if you're a princess or just a person?

Sail is a pegasus. Andy is a nerd. Nika used to be a Russian intelligence agent. Hawker is a porn star.
Jones works for the CIA. Shep flies the helicopter. Jeff is a mechanic.

They fight crime. Usually.

Redheart agrees to do a favor for a hospital patient. It sounds like easy money, but when more is asked of her the nurse realizes she's stumbled into something much more complicated and dangerous than she could ever imagine. Unable to get away and unsure who to trust, her only hope for escape might lie in the contents of the mysterious Dominator File.

On Nightmare Night, everypony wants that authentic touch of Tartarus. Our flaming friend Sir Winifred Condemnation Inferno is working as hard as he can, but is not sure he will be able to keep up with demand. What's a poor demon to do?

There are many buttons in the TARDIS, most of them should only be pressed by professionals like the Doctor. Derpy, on the other hand, isn't a professional and she pressed a button. The TARDIS crashes into the universe of Minecraft leaving the duo of ponies stranded in the pixelated world with nothing but a broken TARDIS and each other.

Thanks to Lexicon and Minjask for editing!