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How intense is Dash? Death has near-Rainbow experiences. Very near.

But there are rules.

Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman. Inspired by Andy Price's sketchbook.

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A story set in an Equestria that could have been...

Rarity, the personal student of Princess Luna, defeated Daybreaker with her new friends and reawakened the lost Elements of Harmony. With Princess Celestia's return, the long-lost tradition of the Summer Sun Celebration is going to be revived for the first time in a thousand years - but first Celestia will need to reclaim her power over the Sun!

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Don't worry, there's no previous story you missed that explains the setting. I was thinking of which characters could have their roles swapped, and I got to thinking - what if I just switched everyone? Depending on how people like this, I might write stories centered around other swapped pairings.

Written for the Secrets: A Swapped Roles Contest

Thank you to all my readers! I couldn't do it without you.

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You stand at the water's edge. Feeling the waves sucking at your feet. You think of her. When do you not? With her wings and her spiral horn. Her crown and her kingdom. She is everything you aren’t.


Principal Celestia muses on what it must be like to be a princess.
TW for dark thoughts and a suicide attempt. Other than that it doesnt really need the T rating.

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Love is complicated, even if you have several girlfriends to help you figure it all out.

(First "2023 Spring Fling!" :twilightsmile:
Seriously, it's probably an entry in this contest.)

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It's not like the movies. Not every relationship is a perfect, happy ending. In fact, most are not, but Sonata didn't know that.

Now she does. And for the first time, Sonata's heart broke.

The worst thing is?

She has only herself to blame.

This is my entry for the EqG 10th Anniversary Shipping Contest.

If you enjoy this and would like to receive a story of your own, see here for more details!

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Twilight is absolutely over the moon that Sunset Shimmer has found her true love.

Now if she could just do it somewhere else...


A dual entrant to Sunset Shimmer x EG/MLP Villains Shipper's Group and Operation: Crackfic-Storm

Featured on 30/3/2023

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Fizzlepop Berrytwist was a little girl, and Twilight Sparkle's best friend. Her death left Twilight traumatized.

Fizzlepop Berrytwist was a little foal, with a bright future ahead of her. Her trauma gave birth to Tempest Shadow.

When someone is gone, it's the duty of the ones left behind to remember them, and to avenge them.


Inspired by a discussion on Fractured Sunlight

Written for the Villain Exchange Program

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Magical surges happen at the worst possible times.

Like, say, when you're carrying a box full of holiday ornaments and you suddenly become super-strong and crush it.

Applejack is currently very familiar with that.

Fortunately she also has Rarity on speed dial, and a friend's skill with fine detail work is just the tool Applejack needs right now.


Written for EileenSaysHi for Jinglemas 2022

Featured 12/29/2022 - 1/1/2023!

Featured on Equestria Daily as part of their 25 More of the Best Rarity Fanfics to Read for Rarity Day on 9/8/2023 and 25 More Amazing Fanfics to Read For Applejack Day! on 10/20/2023!

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"Any regular old unicorn can do magic. That's nothing special." Years ago when they were fillies, that's what Twilight told Trixie.

What if Trixie had listened?


Mild Content Warning? In this story, somepony does briefly verbally suggest the possibility of serious physical injury and spurting blood if a trick goes wrong. But compared to the actual MLP:FiM show about Trixie launching herself from a cannon into a manticore's throat? Maybe it almost isn't violent ENOUGH for a Y-7 rated cartoon.

(As usual, I made the story image myself by editing MLP screencaps.)

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