Okay so the site ate my bio I guess. I don't use this site much anymore, and so a lot of the stuff I've said may not reflect my current views. I do write for the SCP wiki now, though.
On a maiden flight carrying humans and ponies to their final stop in Equestria, a woman displays signs of distress. Two people investigate why she's afraid of ponies, yet intrigued by AJ & RD. They try to solve the mystery before landing...
Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman confronts what emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means. But can she truly understand - and more importantly, should she trust the artificial intelligence Celestia?
At the heart of every Conversion Bureau is 'potion', the nanotechnomagical serum that converts a human into an Equestrian. But before the Bureaus, the serum had to be created first. This, is that story.
An ancient manuscript written in Middle English, the only surviving artifact from long lost Earth, may hold the true reason for the emergence of Equestria.
Gregoria Samson awakens transformed into an Equestrian pony - yet no other human being can perceive her new body in any way. What is the incredible, monumental truth behind her impossible change?
Within The Conversion Bureau Universe, Newfoal immigrants face settling new lands within Equestria. Unfortunately, not one of them knows how their new universe actually works.
As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right?
Twilight is unable to control her powers during the entrance exam to the School for Talented Unicorns, and in order to reduce the damage caused by her power surges, Celestia shrinks her down until she would later learn how to control her powers.
Follow the adventures and misadventures of a customs inspector assigned to a new checkpoint on the Arstrotzkan/Gryphonian border. However, the simple job of stamping passports and verifying papers will soon become much more than he bargained for.